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Meteor Bert:
Well, it ain't a meteor. Joe Dirt:
Yeah, it is. It came out of the sky. Meteor Bert:
Well I'm sure it did but it ain't no meteor. It's a big ol' frozen chunk o' shit. Joe Dirt:
What? Meteor Bert:
Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs. [chomps teeth] Joe Dirt:
No, that can't be. That's not what it is. Meteor Bert:
Oh, afraid so. See that peanut? Dead giveaway. Joe Dirt:
Uhhh, no, that's a space peanut. Meteor Bert:
No, afraid not. That just a big ol' frozen chunk of poopy. Studio manager:
Dude, you were eating off it!
Well, it ain't a meteor. Joe Dirt:
Yeah, it is. It came out of the sky. Meteor Bert:
Well I'm sure it did but it ain't no meteor. It's a big ol' frozen chunk o' shit. Joe Dirt:
What? Meteor Bert:
Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs. [chomps teeth] Joe Dirt:
No, that can't be. That's not what it is. Meteor Bert:
Oh, afraid so. See that peanut? Dead giveaway. Joe Dirt:
Uhhh, no, that's a space peanut. Meteor Bert:
No, afraid not. That just a big ol' frozen chunk of poopy. Studio manager:
Dude, you were eating off it!
Full Transcript
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Well it ain't a meteor
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Yeah it is It came out of the sky
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Well I'm sure it did but it ain't no meteor It's a big old frozen chunk of shit
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What Yeah
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See them airplanes they dump their toilets 36 000 feet
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and the stuff freezes and falls to earth
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We call 'em Boeing bombs
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No that can't be That's not what it is
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Afraid so
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You see the peanut
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Dead giveaway
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Yeah that's That's a space peanut
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Well afraid not
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This is a big old frozen chunk of poopie
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Dude you were eating off it
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Movie Summary
After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.
Actors
Meteor Bert
Joe Dirt
