Well, it ain't a meteor. Yeah, it is. It came out of the sky. Well I'm sure it did but it...
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Meteor Bert:
Well, it ain't a meteor.
Joe Dirt:
Yeah, it is. It came out of the sky.
Meteor Bert:
Well I'm sure it did but it ain't no meteor. It's a big ol' frozen chunk o' shit.
Joe Dirt:
What?
Meteor Bert:
Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs.
[chomps teeth]
Joe Dirt:
No, that can't be. That's not what it is.
Meteor Bert:
Oh, afraid so. See that peanut? Dead giveaway.
Joe Dirt:
Uhhh, no, that's a space peanut.
Meteor Bert:
No, afraid not. That just a big ol' frozen chunk of poopy.
Studio manager:
Dude, you were eating off it!
Transcript
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Well it ain't a meteor
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Yeah it is It came out of the sky
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Well I'm sure it did but it ain't no meteor It's a big old frozen chunk of shit
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What Yeah
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See them airplanes they dump their toilets 36 000 feet
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and the stuff freezes and falls to earth
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We call 'em Boeing bombs
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No that can't be That's not what it is
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Afraid so
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You see the peanut
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Dead giveaway
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Yeah that's That's a space peanut
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Well afraid not
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This is a big old frozen chunk of poopie
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Dude you were eating off it
Clip duration: 48 seconds
Views: 868
Timestamp in movie: 00h 12m 01s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, drama
Summary: After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.
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00:19 Well I was born without the top of my skull
00:07 Dirt did I get you
00:05 That's not an option You got to keep on keepin' on
00:15 Now this ain't no flapjack Gotta go real easy
00:15 If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it...
00:05 Right on You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt
00:18 Why don't you go practice falling down I'll be...
00:17 Now you're telling me that you're so ingrained...
01:03 You boys got something to say to me
00:17 The guy doing the police sketch thought I was messin'...
00:35 Take care Joe Dirt
00:11 If my calculations are correct this will create ice
00:31 She's your sister dude She's gotta be And you made...
00:21 Okay okay that's too much too much
00:28 Don't try and church it up son Don't you mean Joe...
00:12 That's so flat Awesome
00:09 This here's Rocky and he ain't no puppy
00:09 But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am...
00:06 Listen to you What's the story here
00:11 Can I push him off my leg