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Well I was born without the top of my skull
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Joe Dirt

Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was...

Joe Dirt:

Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with you

Full Transcript

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Plus 35 bucks for the tow What
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Three thousand man that's more than I paid for the whole car
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Interesting
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You want it or not Yeah but
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I think that all I got's like 450 bucks
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Okay this is a business This is not a charity
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I mean maybe one day UNICEF will get into the impound business
Duration
19 seconds
Views
1,579
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:39
Uploaded
Nov 22, 2022
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions,RSC Media

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Movie Summary

After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.

Actors

David Spade
Joe Dirt
David Spade
But you know until then we're the people to see - Joe Dirt 00:13
But you know until then we're the people to see
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me - Joe Dirt 00:09
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it...
She's your sister dude She's gotta be And you made out with her man - Joe Dirt 00:31
She's your sister dude She's gotta be And you made...
That's so flat Awesome - Joe Dirt 00:12
That's so flat Awesome
But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am I - Joe Dirt 00:09
But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am...
It puts the lotion on its skin now - Joe Dirt 00:10
It puts the lotion on its skin now
Yeah Well the puke pile's right over there - Joe Dirt 00:10
Yeah Well the puke pile's right over there
If my calculations are correct this will create ice - Joe Dirt 00:10
If my calculations are correct this will create ice
You're talkin' to me all wrong It's - Joe Dirt 00:21
You're talkin' to me all wrong It's
Now you're telling me that you're so ingrained with white trash DNA - Joe Dirt 00:17
Now you're telling me that you're so ingrained...
Take care Joe Dirt - Joe Dirt 00:35
Take care Joe Dirt
This here's Rocky and he ain't no puppy - Joe Dirt 00:09
This here's Rocky and he ain't no puppy
Had a little boy - Joe Dirt 00:34
Had a little boy
Home is where you make it - Joe Dirt 00:15
Home is where you make it
You boys got something to say to me - Joe Dirt 01:03
You boys got something to say to me
You little sissy boy Def Leppard sucks - Joe Dirt 00:09
You little sissy boy Def Leppard sucks
Right on You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt - Joe Dirt 00:05
Right on You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt
Listen to you What's the story here - Joe Dirt 00:06
Listen to you What's the story here
I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there - Joe Dirt 00:52
I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there
How could you do that to me I was only eight years old - Joe Dirt 00:48
How could you do that to me I was only eight years old