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Joe Dirt

You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my ass and fight for air?

Joe Dirt:

You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my ass and fight for air?

Full Transcript

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You wanna fight
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Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,657
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:21
Uploaded
Nov 22, 2022
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions,RSC Media

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Movie Summary

After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.

Actors

David Spade
Joe Dirt
David Spade
Luckily my neck broke my fall - Joe Dirt 00:05
Luckily my neck broke my fall
The guy doing the police sketch thought I was messin' with him - Joe Dirt 00:17
The guy doing the police sketch thought I was messin'...
Well I see you got them snakes and sparklers - Joe Dirt 00:36
Well I see you got them snakes and sparklers
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats - Joe Dirt 00:48
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no...
I got the poo on me - Joe Dirt 00:04
I got the poo on me
Don't you get it man Stinky stuff is your milieu Okay This is your deal - Joe Dirt 00:14
Don't you get it man Stinky stuff is your milieu Okay...
That's not an option You got to keep on keepin' on - Joe Dirt 00:05
That's not an option You got to keep on keepin' on
Hey Joe did you use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing bubbles - Joe Dirt 00:11
Hey Joe did you use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing...
Things are gonna happen for me - Joe Dirt 00:13
Things are gonna happen for me
People like that security guard - Joe Dirt 00:33
People like that security guard
So later on today I'm pickin' up my Hemi Road Runner That's right I said Hemi - Joe Dirt 00:28
So later on today I'm pickin' up my Hemi Road...
Well I was born without the top of my skull - Joe Dirt 00:19
Well I was born without the top of my skull
But you know until then we're the people to see - Joe Dirt 00:13
But you know until then we're the people to see
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me - Joe Dirt 00:09
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it...
She's your sister dude She's gotta be And you made out with her man - Joe Dirt 00:31
She's your sister dude She's gotta be And you made...
That's so flat Awesome - Joe Dirt 00:12
That's so flat Awesome
But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am I - Joe Dirt 00:09
But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am...
It puts the lotion on its skin now - Joe Dirt 00:10
It puts the lotion on its skin now
Yeah Well the puke pile's right over there - Joe Dirt 00:10
Yeah Well the puke pile's right over there
If my calculations are correct this will create ice - Joe Dirt 00:10
If my calculations are correct this will create ice