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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

And while he's talking, all I'm imagining… I'm imagining four dudes strappedinto a rocket,...

And while he's talking, all I'm imagining… I'm imagining four dudes strapped
into a rocket, on their way to Mars

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And while he's talking, all I'm imagining…
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I'm imagining four dudes strapped into a rocket, on their way to Mars.
Duration
8 seconds
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21
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:15
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
One guy pulls out a gun. Boom! Shoots that guy. Bang! Shoots that guy. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
One guy pulls out a gun. Boom! Shoots that guy. Bang! Shoots...
Boom! Blows his own brains out. Leaves one guy alive going: - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
Boom! Blows his own brains out. Leaves one guy alive going:
I don't know why I was thinking that. I wish I was paying attention. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I don't know why I was thinking that. I wish I was payi...
I'm talking to the smartest guy alive, and I'm thinking, "Should I tell him? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm talking to the smartest guy alive, and I'm thi...
He doesn't know you can get a gun up your ass." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
He doesn't know you can get a gun up your ass."
He's… If evolution's real, that guy's ahead of us. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
He's… If evolution's real, that guy's ahead o...
I always say I think it's real, because if you don't, people are mean. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I always say I think it's real, because if you don'...
Like, if a moron told you the story of evolution, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
Like, if a moron told you the story of evolution,
Once upon a time giant lizards ruled the Earth - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
Once upon a time giant lizards ruled the Earth
And one day it became a person." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:14
And one day it became a person."
Because even if you're right, you have no incentive. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Because even if you're right, you have no incentive.
If we all go to darkness, I think I'm going to heaven. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
If we all go to darkness, I think I'm going to heaven.
You're on anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medication. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
You're on anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medication.
You're a fucking idiot for not believing in dumb shit. You sleep better. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
You're a fucking idiot for not believing in dumb shit. ...
I just don't think all the monkeys crossed the finish line at the exact same time. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I just don't think all the monkeys crossed the finish l...
I have a feeling there's probably some trial and error. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I have a feeling there's probably some trial and error.
You know? And I have a feeling somewhere in my ancestry, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:15
You know? And I have a feeling somewhere in my ancestry,
If you know, evolution probably took a long-ass time. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
If you know, evolution probably took a long-ass time.
And if you know human men, there had to be a moment in history - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
And if you know human men, there had to be a moment in histo...
"Dude, she's cool." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
"Dude, she's cool."