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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

And I'm like, "How did you get that?" You can't just have that

And I'm like, "How did you get that?" You can't just have that

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And I'm like, "How did you get that?"
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You can't just have that.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:48
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
We got laws, okay? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
We got laws, okay?
So I asked the handler, "How do you get it?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
So I asked the handler, "How do you get it?"
And I was like, "Whoa, that is so fucked up." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:14
And I was like, "Whoa, that is so fucked up."
If that was your favorite thing, you gotta keep that to yourself. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
If that was your favorite thing, you gotta keep that to your...
They ask you, "What's the happiest day of your life? Birth of your child?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
They ask you, "What's the happiest day of your lif...
They stuck the finger of God up my ass, and I jizzed out of every cell in my body. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
They stuck the finger of God up my ass, and I jizzed out of ...
And I been chasing that dragon ever since. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
And I been chasing that dragon ever since.
I'm on my rooftop every night with a flashlight going: - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
I'm on my rooftop every night with a flashlight going:
If they're real and they're watching-- - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
If they're real and they're watching--
We lost a lot of people during COVID, and most of them are still alive. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
We lost a lot of people during COVID, and most of them are s...
Yeah. Right? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Yeah. Right?
Before COVID, I would have told you - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Before COVID, I would have told you
After COVID, I'm like, "I don't think we went to the moon." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
After COVID, I'm like, "I don't think we went...
I think there's directed-energy weapons in Antarctica. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I think there's directed-energy weapons in Antarctica.
I don't think Michelle Obama's got a dick, but I believe all that other shit. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I don't think Michelle Obama's got a dick, but I b...
Because here's a pop quiz: how many ladies got fired - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Because here's a pop quiz: how many ladies got fired
Out of all the crazy bitches out there, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Out of all the crazy bitches out there,
Dudes were dropping like flies. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Dudes were dropping like flies.
It was the number one reason why men in executive positions got fired. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
It was the number one reason why men in executive positions ...
Men are so gross you can't even set up in front of a camera with a-- - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
Men are so gross you can't even set up in front of a ca...