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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

"Apparently, fear was a factor." It would be funny. I would be laughing

"Apparently, fear was a factor." It would be funny. I would be laughing

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"Apparently, fear was a factor."
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It would be funny. I would be laughing.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:20
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
I would be on my deathbed going, "Fuck. Oh, no. Oh, no. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I would be on my deathbed going, "Fuck. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Why didn't you trust the science?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Why didn't you trust the science?"
Nobody likes a science denier. By that, I mean, dudes who believe in squirting. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Nobody likes a science denier. By that, I mean, dudes who be...
Like, "Hey, man, they've done the research. It's pee." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Like, "Hey, man, they've done the research. It...
What are the odds that it's a mystery fluid - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
What are the odds that it's a mystery fluid
Like, hey, at least the Earth looks flat. I can see how you get confused." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:16
Like, hey, at least the Earth looks flat. I can see how you ...
She doesn't wanna get up, she's peeing on you, and you're a fucking idiot." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
She doesn't wanna get up, she's peeing on you, and...
"Why don't you trust the science?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
"Why don't you trust the science?"
One time, I just woke up, I'm in my underwear, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
One time, I just woke up, I'm in my underwear,
I'm vulnerable. I'm in my underwear, and there's a prince on TV. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm vulnerable. I'm in my underwear, and there...
Do you know how fucking weird it is when a prince knows your name? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Do you know how fucking weird it is when a prince knows your...
He's like, "Joe Rogan's giving out - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
He's like, "Joe Rogan's giving out
I might have." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
I might have."
If you're getting your vaccine advice from me… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
If you're getting your vaccine advice from me…
Who's out there going, "You know that dude who made people eat animal dicks on TV?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:14
Who's out there going, "You know that dude who mad...
Problem is, people say, "People listen to you and take your advice." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Problem is, people say, "People listen to you and take ...
It's the best advice. Don't take my advice about 200 milligrams, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
It's the best advice. Don't take my advice about 2...
Because when my wife had Covid, I fucked her twice. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Because when my wife had Covid, I fucked her twice.
I was following her from seven feet away, like, "You don't look that sick." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I was following her from seven feet away, like, "You do...
This is a real conversation we had. She said, "You are gonna catch it." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
This is a real conversation we had. She said, "You are ...