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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

But it doesn't take long,so why are we fighting?" "We're not fighting. I don't wanna...

But it doesn't take long,
so why are we fighting?" "We're not fighting. I don't wanna fight." She goes,
"Good. Male assist." I'm like, "Male assist?
Did you just assume my gender?" Listen

Full Transcript

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But it doesn't take long, so why are we fighting?"
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"We're not fighting. I don't wanna fight."
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She goes, "Good. Male assist."
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I'm like, "Male assist? Did you just assume my gender?"
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Listen.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:42
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
That is a new thing you can say. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
That is a new thing you can say.
If you say to a person, no matter what you look like, if you say: - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
If you say to a person, no matter what you look like, if you...
She knew what to do. She goes: - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:20
She knew what to do. She goes:
It's one of the weirdest moments of my life because, first of all, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
It's one of the weirdest moments of my life because, fi...
I'm standing here, and this dude's on his knee going, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
I'm standing here, and this dude's on his knee goi...
That'll be a good fight, solid fight." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
That'll be a good fight, solid fight."
He goes, "I'll run the back of my hand against your crotch." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
He goes, "I'll run the back of my hand against you...
So I'm like, "Why are you gonna use the back of your hand?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
So I'm like, "Why are you gonna use the back of yo...
Hey, man, is that for you or for me? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Hey, man, is that for you or for me?
Because for me, it still feels like you're touching my dick. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Because for me, it still feels like you're touching my ...
You're just doing it in this weird, dismissive way. Just… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
You're just doing it in this weird, dismissive way. Jus...
Just another dude whose dick I made feel weird." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
Just another dude whose dick I made feel weird."
The back of your hand might be the worst way to figure out something - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
The back of your hand might be the worst way to figure out...
I tell you why, folks, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I tell you why, folks,
Which is, "How do you touch dicks and not be gay?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
Which is, "How do you touch dicks and not be gay?"
"Does it work?" "Yeah, try it on me, I can't even cum. Come on, bro." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
"Does it work?" "Yeah, try it on me, I can�...
When the world got crazy, I had to move to the Land of the Free. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
When the world got crazy, I had to move to the Land of the F...
I love it. But one of the weird things about owning a comedy club - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I love it. But one of the weird things about owning a comedy...
They're like, "Joe Rogan created an anti-woke comedy club." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
They're like, "Joe Rogan created an anti-woke come...
I get why young people wanna be woke, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
I get why young people wanna be woke,