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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

But… If I came home tonight and was like, "Hey, "Fucking Melissatricked me into licking...

But… If I came home tonight and was like, "Hey,
baby, how was your night?" She's like: "Fucking Melissa
tricked me into licking her pussy."

Full Transcript

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But…
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If I came home tonight and was like, "Hey, baby, how was your night?" She's like:
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"Fucking Melissa tricked me into licking her pussy."
Duration
12 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:06
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
I'd be like, "Well…don't do that a lot." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
I'd be like, "Well…don't do that a...
Like, "If that happens again, make sure I'm there in case that bitch goes crazy." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Like, "If that happens again, make sure I'm there ...
No women think that way. Zero. No women think that way. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
No women think that way. Zero. No women think that way.
People say there's no difference between men and women, it's just cultural. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
People say there's no difference between men and women,...
That seems like… No women think that way. I don't care how open-minded you are. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
That seems like… No women think that way. I don't care ...
I don't care how progressive you are. If you're a heterosexual married woman… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:16
I don't care how progressive you are. If you're a ...
"What? What happened?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:20
"What? What happened?"
If you want equal love you have to have equal jokes - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
If you want equal love you have to have equal jokes
If we can't joke around about you, we know you take yourself too seriously. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
If we can't joke around about you, we know you take you...
Listen, I don't hate anybody. I love everyone. And I love gay men. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Listen, I don't hate anybody. I love everyone. And I lo...
But I think about gay men the same way I think about mountain lions. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
But I think about gay men the same way I think about mountai...
They're dudes who fuck dudes. I don't like my chances, okay? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
They're dudes who fuck dudes. I don't like my chan...
They're not unicorns, they're just men who fuck men. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
They're not unicorns, they're just men who fuck me...
And every man who's ever lived is a shifty cum salesman, okay? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
And every man who's ever lived is a shifty cum salesman...
All of them, 100%. Especially the ones who say they're not. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
All of them, 100%. Especially the ones who say they're ...
Every man who's ever lived is a foreman of a small, 24-hour sperm factory - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
Every man who's ever lived is a foreman of a small, 24-...
One delivery truck, that's your dick, and packages are constantly stacking up. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
One delivery truck, that's your dick, and packages are ...
And you're like, "Hey, we gotta get this product out of here!" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
And you're like, "Hey, we gotta get this product o...
That's what it is. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
That's what it is.
And some of these guys are trying to get rid of gay jizz. It's normal. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
And some of these guys are trying to get rid of gay jizz. It...