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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

Come on, man." I think… I think if I was an alien, I would treatus the exact same way the...

Come on, man." I think… I think if I was an alien, I would treat
us the exact same way the aliens do

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Come on, man."
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I think…
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I think if I was an alien, I would treat us the exact same way the aliens do.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:03
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
I would find some dude cooking meth in Arkansas, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:18
I would find some dude cooking meth in Arkansas,
Go tell them how I touched your butt." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Go tell them how I touched your butt."
Make him love it. Make him just jizz all over himself." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Make him love it. Make him just jizz all over himself."
"Oh, Jesus." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
"Oh, Jesus."
People gonna go, "Is that all?" "That's everything. The whole story." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
People gonna go, "Is that all?" "That's ...
Maybe that's how they get our DNA. That's how they get cum out of donkeys. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Maybe that's how they get our DNA. That's how they...
I used to host Fear Factor, and, uh… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
I used to host Fear Factor, and, uh…
Fear Factor was canceled because we made people drink donkey cum. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Fear Factor was canceled because we made people drink donkey...
I'm the only guy in Hollywood that lost a job because people had to drink cum. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm the only guy in Hollywood that lost a job because p...
And look, first of all, wasn't my idea. Okay? I just worked there. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
And look, first of all, wasn't my idea. Okay? I just wo...
And the way Fear Factor would work, I would show up, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
And the way Fear Factor would work, I would show up,
I would read it and go, "What the fuck?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
I would read it and go, "What the fuck?"
"I don't think you should make people drink cum on TV." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
"I don't think you should make people drink cum on...
And here's the thing, they had buckets, like Home Depot buckets, of cum. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
And here's the thing, they had buckets, like Home Depot...
And I'm like, "How did you get that?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
And I'm like, "How did you get that?"
We got laws, okay? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
We got laws, okay?
So I asked the handler, "How do you get it?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
So I asked the handler, "How do you get it?"
And I was like, "Whoa, that is so fucked up." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:14
And I was like, "Whoa, that is so fucked up."
If that was your favorite thing, you gotta keep that to yourself. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
If that was your favorite thing, you gotta keep that to your...
They ask you, "What's the happiest day of your life? Birth of your child?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
They ask you, "What's the happiest day of your lif...