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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

Ha-ha, motherfucker." Everybody kills people in other countries, but they don't turn you...

Ha-ha, motherfucker." Everybody kills people in other countries, but they don't turn you into a statue.
That's wild shit

Full Transcript

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Ha-ha, motherfucker."
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Everybody kills people in other countries,
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but they don't turn you into a statue. That's wild shit.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:45
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
You get disrespectful in a business meeting, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
You get disrespectful in a business meeting,
"Oh, look, there's Harry - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
"Oh, look, there's Harry
Riding a bike like a fucking asshole with your dick hanging out." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Riding a bike like a fucking asshole with your dick hanging ...
I really hope they don't. But if they did, it would be a funny way for me to die. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I really hope they don't. But if they did, it would be ...
If I went missing, then four months later there's a short guy - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
If I went missing, then four months later there's a sho...
"Oh, Mr. Funny Man, where's your fucked-up accent now? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
"Oh, Mr. Funny Man, where's your fucked-up accent ...
Go back to Fear Factor. Oh, you can't. Ha-ha. Ha-ha, motherfucker." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Go back to Fear Factor. Oh, you can't. Ha-ha. Ha-ha, mo...
I talked so much shit. I talked so much shit." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
I talked so much shit. I talked so much shit."
It would be me with two X's for eyes holding a can of horse paste. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
It would be me with two X's for eyes holding a can of h...
"Apparently, fear was a factor." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
"Apparently, fear was a factor."
I would be on my deathbed going, "Fuck. Oh, no. Oh, no. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I would be on my deathbed going, "Fuck. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Why didn't you trust the science?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Why didn't you trust the science?"
Nobody likes a science denier. By that, I mean, dudes who believe in squirting. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Nobody likes a science denier. By that, I mean, dudes who be...
Like, "Hey, man, they've done the research. It's pee." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Like, "Hey, man, they've done the research. It...
What are the odds that it's a mystery fluid - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
What are the odds that it's a mystery fluid
Like, hey, at least the Earth looks flat. I can see how you get confused." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:16
Like, hey, at least the Earth looks flat. I can see how you ...
She doesn't wanna get up, she's peeing on you, and you're a fucking idiot." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
She doesn't wanna get up, she's peeing on you, and...
"Why don't you trust the science?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
"Why don't you trust the science?"
One time, I just woke up, I'm in my underwear, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
One time, I just woke up, I'm in my underwear,
I'm vulnerable. I'm in my underwear, and there's a prince on TV. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm vulnerable. I'm in my underwear, and there...