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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

I got the tools. I can fix her." And also, for whatever reason, men don'tseem to care if...

I got the tools. I can fix her." And also, for whatever reason, men don't
seem to care if girls have done gay stuff

Full Transcript

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I got the tools. I can fix her."
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And also, for whatever reason, men don't seem to care if girls have done gay stuff.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:00
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
Again, I'm just a journalist, and I report what I see in the field… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:14
Again, I'm just a journalist, and I report what I see i...
If you get lucky, you will find the one. But sometimes you're not with the one, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
If you get lucky, you will find the one. But sometimes you&#...
She's so fucking cool, you're drinking margaritas, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:25
She's so fucking cool, you're drinking margaritas,
Yeah, it's like a '69 Mustang that was under a tarp. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Yeah, it's like a '69 Mustang that was under a tar...
Look at all the rubber on those tires. Look at the suspension." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Look at all the rubber on those tires. Look at the suspensio...
I don't know why men think that way, but I know some women get very angry. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I don't know why men think that way, but I know some wo...
She waited for me, she's like: - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
She waited for me, she's like:
Why don't you write that shit down on rocks so people in the future can read it, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Why don't you write that shit down on rocks so people i...
I hate dumb people that are confident you know - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
I hate dumb people that are confident you know
Like I love my wife more than anyone I've ever met in my life - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Like I love my wife more than anyone I've ever met in...
But… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
But…
I'd be like, "Well…don't do that a lot." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
I'd be like, "Well…don't do that a...
Like, "If that happens again, make sure I'm there in case that bitch goes crazy." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Like, "If that happens again, make sure I'm there ...
No women think that way. Zero. No women think that way. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
No women think that way. Zero. No women think that way.
People say there's no difference between men and women, it's just cultural. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
People say there's no difference between men and women,...
That seems like… No women think that way. I don't care how open-minded you are. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
That seems like… No women think that way. I don't care ...
I don't care how progressive you are. If you're a heterosexual married woman… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:16
I don't care how progressive you are. If you're a ...
"What? What happened?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:20
"What? What happened?"
If you want equal love you have to have equal jokes - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
If you want equal love you have to have equal jokes
If we can't joke around about you, we know you take yourself too seriously. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
If we can't joke around about you, we know you take you...