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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

I might have." But here's my take on that, sincerely

I might have." But here's my take on that, sincerely

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I might have."
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But here's my take on that, sincerely.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:08
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
If you're getting your vaccine advice from me… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
If you're getting your vaccine advice from me…
Who's out there going, "You know that dude who made people eat animal dicks on TV?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:14
Who's out there going, "You know that dude who mad...
Problem is, people say, "People listen to you and take your advice." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Problem is, people say, "People listen to you and take ...
It's the best advice. Don't take my advice about 200 milligrams, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
It's the best advice. Don't take my advice about 2...
Because when my wife had Covid, I fucked her twice. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Because when my wife had Covid, I fucked her twice.
I was following her from seven feet away, like, "You don't look that sick." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I was following her from seven feet away, like, "You do...
This is a real conversation we had. She said, "You are gonna catch it." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
This is a real conversation we had. She said, "You are ...
I can hold my breath for four minutes, let's fucking go! Let's fucking go." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
I can hold my breath for four minutes, let's fucking go...
I think if you approach them with good intentions, have a good conversation… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
I think if you approach them with good intentions, have a go...
In fact, I think if I lived your life, I would be you, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
In fact, I think if I lived your life, I would be you,
I think we're all one. Let's have a drink, relax. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I think we're all one. Let's have a drink, relax.
Have cocktails, have a good time." Like most of us, right? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Have cocktails, have a good time." Like most of us, rig...
And the goal… The goal would be to get him about three drinks deep. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
And the goal… The goal would be to get him about three drink...
And then go, "Hey, man, you ever do mushrooms?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
And then go, "Hey, man, you ever do mushrooms?"
"I heard they give you brain damage." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
"I heard they give you brain damage."
Listen… whatever you eat, I'll eat double. Come on. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Listen… whatever you eat, I'll eat double. Come on.
Let's go meet the aliens." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Let's go meet the aliens."
Imagine if you could trick that guy into doing mushrooms with you? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Imagine if you could trick that guy into doing mushrooms wit...
If you see him chew it and swallow it, you're like, "Oh, it's gonna happen." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:15
If you see him chew it and swallow it, you're like, &qu...
You know that moment? You're like, "Oh no, it's gonna happen." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
You know that moment? You're like, "Oh no, it'...