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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

I tell you why, folks, because it's our government's solutionto a complex problem

I tell you why, folks, because it's our government's solution
to a complex problem

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I tell you why, folks,
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because it's our government's solution to a complex problem.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:07
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
Which is, "How do you touch dicks and not be gay?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
Which is, "How do you touch dicks and not be gay?"
"Does it work?" "Yeah, try it on me, I can't even cum. Come on, bro." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
"Does it work?" "Yeah, try it on me, I can�...
When the world got crazy, I had to move to the Land of the Free. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
When the world got crazy, I had to move to the Land of the F...
I love it. But one of the weird things about owning a comedy club - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I love it. But one of the weird things about owning a comedy...
They're like, "Joe Rogan created an anti-woke comedy club." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
They're like, "Joe Rogan created an anti-woke come...
I get why young people wanna be woke, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
I get why young people wanna be woke,
I was born In 1967, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
I was born In 1967,
Nobody cared. I never did it, but you could do It. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Nobody cared. I never did it, but you could do It.
Show up at your Jewish friend's house, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
Show up at your Jewish friend's house,
Like, he's dead, and you're 4. This is ridiculous. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Like, he's dead, and you're 4. This is ridiculous.
And I get why the young people wanna be woke. I really do. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
And I get why the young people wanna be woke. I really do.
And also, people desperately wanna be on a team. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
And also, people desperately wanna be on a team.
You know you don't wanna be independent - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
You know you don't wanna be independent
If you get me drunk, I will be annoying. I will tell some shit you already know. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
If you get me drunk, I will be annoying. I will tell some sh...
So you just try to find a team that aligns with your values, right? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
So you just try to find a team that aligns with your values,...
"We believe that healthcare is a basic human right." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
"We believe that healthcare is a basic human right.&quo...
Is that a package deal? How did that one slip through? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Is that a package deal? How did that one slip through?
You probably don't even know that you have that. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
You probably don't even know that you have that.
If you're a heterosexual man-- And I know there's a few of us left. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
If you're a heterosexual man-- And I know there's ...
You know… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
You know…