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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

If that same scene wasin a serial killer's basement… If a cop went intoa serial killer's...

If that same scene was
in a serial killer's basement… If a cop went into
a serial killer's basement and found dead people playing sports, it'd be the front page of every newspaper.
Like, what the fuck was that guy doing?

Full Transcript

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If that same scene was in a serial killer's basement…
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If a cop went into a serial killer's basement
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and found dead people playing sports,
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it'd be the front page of every newspaper. Like, what the fuck was that guy doing?
Duration
15 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:39
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
But it's at the museum. And you're like, "The windows are big. It's cool." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
But it's at the museum. And you're like, "The...
The last time we were there, we were like, "Why does everybody look Asian?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
The last time we were there, we were like, "Why does ev...
'Cause the answer we got is, "Chinese unclaimed bodies - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:20
'Cause the answer we got is, "Chinese unclaimed bo...
It's any body left unclaimed for 30 days. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
It's any body left unclaimed for 30 days.
This process where they have to turn you into a statue after you're dead, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
This process where they have to turn you into a statue after...
I'm fucking terrible at math, but I can do that one. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I'm fucking terrible at math, but I can do that one.
I'm in the museum, like, "This is a fucking murder exhibit." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:17
I'm in the museum, like, "This is a fucking murder...
Can you imagine some Chinese diplomat comes home, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Can you imagine some Chinese diplomat comes home,
Well, now you can play tennis forever!" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Well, now you can play tennis forever!"
You look a little sluggish. I'll see you tomorrow. Ha-ha. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
You look a little sluggish. I'll see you tomorrow. Ha-h...
Ha-ha, motherfucker." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Ha-ha, motherfucker."
You get disrespectful in a business meeting, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
You get disrespectful in a business meeting,
"Oh, look, there's Harry - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
"Oh, look, there's Harry
Riding a bike like a fucking asshole with your dick hanging out." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Riding a bike like a fucking asshole with your dick hanging ...
I really hope they don't. But if they did, it would be a funny way for me to die. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I really hope they don't. But if they did, it would be ...
If I went missing, then four months later there's a short guy - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
If I went missing, then four months later there's a sho...
"Oh, Mr. Funny Man, where's your fucked-up accent now? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
"Oh, Mr. Funny Man, where's your fucked-up accent ...
Go back to Fear Factor. Oh, you can't. Ha-ha. Ha-ha, motherfucker." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Go back to Fear Factor. Oh, you can't. Ha-ha. Ha-ha, mo...
I talked so much shit. I talked so much shit." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
I talked so much shit. I talked so much shit."
It would be me with two X's for eyes holding a can of horse paste. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
It would be me with two X's for eyes holding a can of h...