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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

If you've never been to Buc-ee's, it's like if you were in the middleof a cocaine binge...

If you've never been to Buc-ee's, it's like if you were in the middle
of a cocaine binge and you decide to make the ultimate
gas station. And you fucking did it

Full Transcript

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If you've never been to Buc-ee's,
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it's like if you were in the middle of a cocaine binge
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and you decide to make the ultimate gas station. And you fucking did it.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
79
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:23
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
You really did it. You got a pile of your dad's oil money, like-- - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
You really did it. You got a pile of your dad's oil mon...
"I wanna sell kayaks!" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
"I wanna sell kayaks!"
If you could vote for Trump at Buc-ee's, the aliens would land. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
If you could vote for Trump at Buc-ee's, the aliens wou...
They would go, "What the fuck are you people doing?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
They would go, "What the fuck are you people doing?&quo...
I've had so many dumb conversations about them. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I've had so many dumb conversations about them.
The dumbest argument that aliens aren't real, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
The dumbest argument that aliens aren't real,
No, you just trick those dummies with fake food - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:15
No, you just trick those dummies with fake food
I think aliens look at us the same way we look at Waffle House fights. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I think aliens look at us the same way we look at Waffle Hou...
They just observe, like, "What the fuck is going on?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
They just observe, like, "What the fuck is going on?&qu...
Like, "Take me to your leader." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Like, "Take me to your leader."
Come on, man." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Come on, man."
I would find some dude cooking meth in Arkansas, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:18
I would find some dude cooking meth in Arkansas,
Go tell them how I touched your butt." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Go tell them how I touched your butt."
Make him love it. Make him just jizz all over himself." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Make him love it. Make him just jizz all over himself."
"Oh, Jesus." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
"Oh, Jesus."
People gonna go, "Is that all?" "That's everything. The whole story." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
People gonna go, "Is that all?" "That's ...
Maybe that's how they get our DNA. That's how they get cum out of donkeys. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Maybe that's how they get our DNA. That's how they...
I used to host Fear Factor, and, uh… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
I used to host Fear Factor, and, uh…
Fear Factor was canceled because we made people drink donkey cum. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Fear Factor was canceled because we made people drink donkey...
I'm the only guy in Hollywood that lost a job because people had to drink cum. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm the only guy in Hollywood that lost a job because p...