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I'm on my rooftop every night with a flashlight going
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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

I'm on my rooftop every night 'Come back. Come back. Come back'."

I'm on my rooftop every night
with a flashlight going: 'Come back. Come back. Come back'."

Full Transcript

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I'm on my rooftop every night with a flashlight going:
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'Come back. Come back. Come back'."
Duration
8 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:02
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
If they're real and they're watching-- - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
If they're real and they're watching--
We lost a lot of people during COVID, and most of them are still alive. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
We lost a lot of people during COVID, and most of them are s...
Yeah. Right? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Yeah. Right?
Before COVID, I would have told you - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Before COVID, I would have told you
After COVID, I'm like, "I don't think we went to the moon." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
After COVID, I'm like, "I don't think we went...
I think there's directed-energy weapons in Antarctica. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I think there's directed-energy weapons in Antarctica.
I don't think Michelle Obama's got a dick, but I believe all that other shit. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I don't think Michelle Obama's got a dick, but I b...
Because here's a pop quiz: how many ladies got fired - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Because here's a pop quiz: how many ladies got fired
Out of all the crazy bitches out there, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Out of all the crazy bitches out there,
Dudes were dropping like flies. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Dudes were dropping like flies.
It was the number one reason why men in executive positions got fired. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
It was the number one reason why men in executive positions ...
Men are so gross you can't even set up in front of a camera with a-- - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
Men are so gross you can't even set up in front of a ca...
If this dog stops barking so I can keep my hard-on." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
If this dog stops barking so I can keep my hard-on."
Here's the thing about jerking off. Everybody does it, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Here's the thing about jerking off. Everybody does it,
You're like, "Oh, no, I can't believe I got caught." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
You're like, "Oh, no, I can't believe I got c...
But it was by my wife, and she was so upset. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
But it was by my wife, and she was so upset.
She goes, "I can't believe you did it while I'm at home." I'm like… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
She goes, "I can't believe you did it while I'...
I put a glass of water on the bed to make sure I'm not making any ripples. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I put a glass of water on the bed to make sure I'm not ...
Listen. It's a way to find out what really bothers you. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Listen. It's a way to find out what really bothers you.
I don't like to give advice. I don't give a lot of advice. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I don't like to give advice. I don't give a lot of...