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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

Imagine a woman, "I'm gonna go to prison, but at leastI'm gonna be with other women." You...

Imagine a woman, "I'm gonna go to prison, but at least
I'm gonna be with other women." You see R. Kelly with a wig on.
You're like, "Fuck."

Full Transcript

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Imagine a woman,
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"I'm gonna go to prison, but at least I'm gonna be with other women."
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You see R. Kelly with a wig on. You're like, "Fuck."
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:11
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
I'm only half kidding. I think they got us with TikTok. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I'm only half kidding. I think they got us with TikTok.
They've been around for 4000-- America's the shit, but we're real young. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
They've been around for 4000-- America's the shit,...
They invented paper, alcohol, gunpowder, rockets, noodles, Kung Fu, and TikTok. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
They invented paper, alcohol, gunpowder, rockets, noodles, K...
Yeah, and Coronavirus. And I was-- - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Yeah, and Coronavirus. And I was--
China. I loved it when Trump would say "China." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
China. I loved it when Trump would say "China."
That's supposed to be our enemy, and they make our phones. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
That's supposed to be our enemy, and they make our phon...
We let the enemy make our phones. We can't make a phone. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
We let the enemy make our phones. We can't make a phone...
There's 330 million Americans, plus Mexicans, and no one can make a phone? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
There's 330 million Americans, plus Mexicans, and no on...
"What's the real number?" "Who cares, are you racist?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
"What's the real number?" "Who cares, ar...
I mean, some of them have to be valuable. These are ambitious people. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
I mean, some of them have to be valuable. These are ambitiou...
If you can get across the Rio Grande River - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
If you can get across the Rio Grande River
That guy will come through in a pinch, okay? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
That guy will come through in a pinch, okay?
I'll trade him for everybody who has blue hair. "Fuck you, go back. Go there." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
I'll trade him for everybody who has blue hair. "F...
What a good time to yell that on live TV, fucking dipshit. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
What a good time to yell that on live TV, fucking dipshit.
Imagine your whole life, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:15
Imagine your whole life,
They buy our farmland all around military bases. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
They buy our farmland all around military bases.
We're like, "Oh, it's okay." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
We're like, "Oh, it's okay."
If you haven't been, The Bodies Exhibit is a science museum. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
If you haven't been, The Bodies Exhibit is a science mu...
They take dead people, skin them, leave their dicks on, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
They take dead people, skin them, leave their dicks on,
They're throwing a javelin, playing poker. It's the weirdest shit. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
They're throwing a javelin, playing poker. It's th...