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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

Imagine your whole life, "I'm gonna say something meaningful.It's gonna make an impact....

Imagine your whole life, "I'm gonna say something meaningful.
It's gonna make an impact. Cobalt mines." China does that too. You're right

Full Transcript

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Imagine your whole life,
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"I'm gonna say something meaningful. It's gonna make an impact. Cobalt mines."
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China does that too. You're right.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:47
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
They buy our farmland all around military bases. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
They buy our farmland all around military bases.
We're like, "Oh, it's okay." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
We're like, "Oh, it's okay."
If you haven't been, The Bodies Exhibit is a science museum. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
If you haven't been, The Bodies Exhibit is a science mu...
They take dead people, skin them, leave their dicks on, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
They take dead people, skin them, leave their dicks on,
They're throwing a javelin, playing poker. It's the weirdest shit. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
They're throwing a javelin, playing poker. It's th...
But somehow or another, it's okay, because it's in a museum. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
But somehow or another, it's okay, because it's in...
If that same scene was in a serial killer's basement… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:15
If that same scene was in a serial killer's basement…
But it's at the museum. And you're like, "The windows are big. It's cool." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
But it's at the museum. And you're like, "The...
The last time we were there, we were like, "Why does everybody look Asian?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
The last time we were there, we were like, "Why does ev...
'Cause the answer we got is, "Chinese unclaimed bodies - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:20
'Cause the answer we got is, "Chinese unclaimed bo...
It's any body left unclaimed for 30 days. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
It's any body left unclaimed for 30 days.
This process where they have to turn you into a statue after you're dead, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
This process where they have to turn you into a statue after...
I'm fucking terrible at math, but I can do that one. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I'm fucking terrible at math, but I can do that one.
I'm in the museum, like, "This is a fucking murder exhibit." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:17
I'm in the museum, like, "This is a fucking murder...
Can you imagine some Chinese diplomat comes home, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Can you imagine some Chinese diplomat comes home,
Well, now you can play tennis forever!" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Well, now you can play tennis forever!"
You look a little sluggish. I'll see you tomorrow. Ha-ha. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
You look a little sluggish. I'll see you tomorrow. Ha-h...
Ha-ha, motherfucker." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Ha-ha, motherfucker."
You get disrespectful in a business meeting, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
You get disrespectful in a business meeting,
"Oh, look, there's Harry - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
"Oh, look, there's Harry