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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

It's phones!It's being connected to everywhere

It's phones!
It's being connected to everywhere

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It's phones! It's being connected to everywhere.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:49
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
I love my kids way more than I love my phone, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
I love my kids way more than I love my phone,
Like, "Hey, get out of there, Nana! That's my real brain." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
Like, "Hey, get out of there, Nana! That's my real...
Look, I'm a good guy, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Look, I'm a good guy,
"Look, read it. He says he's gonna kill you and fuck me. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
"Look, read it. He says he's gonna kill you and fu...
He sent that to all his friends. And they all thumbs-upped. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
He sent that to all his friends. And they all thumbs-upped.
Look at all the thumbs up, these fucking psychopaths. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Look at all the thumbs up, these fucking psychopaths.
Oh, and there's a lot of pictures of other guys' dicks on his phone. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Oh, and there's a lot of pictures of other guys' d...
Do you know about those?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Do you know about those?"
If you wanna find out if you got a good jewel, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
If you wanna find out if you got a good jewel,
No, not really. "What, really?" No. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
No, not really. "What, really?" No.
My wife's mom is a lovely lady. She's 75 years old and single. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
My wife's mom is a lovely lady. She's 75 years old...
So I said to my wife, "Why don't we take her - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:16
So I said to my wife, "Why don't we take her
I'm reading it, I go, "Okay, this is the difference between you and me. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm reading it, I go, "Okay, this is the differenc...
Because if there was a place where I could take my grandpa - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Because if there was a place where I could take my grandpa
I would fill that old dude up with so much viagra that he goes deaf. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
I would fill that old dude up with so much viagra that he go...
I'd give him a couple extra twists of his mustache - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
I'd give him a couple extra twists of his mustache
Every man wants his grandfather to be the savage of the nursing home. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Every man wants his grandfather to be the savage of the nurs...
You go to visit grandpa, he's got an army helmet on, open bathrobe, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
You go to visit grandpa, he's got an army helmet on, op...
He's like, "I fuck, and I wait for the Lord!" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
He's like, "I fuck, and I wait for the Lord!"
I'm glad you guys laughed - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm glad you guys laughed