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I've had so many dumb conversations about them
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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

I've had so many dumb conversationsabout them

I've had so many dumb conversations
about them

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I've had so many dumb conversations about them.
Duration
5 seconds
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72
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:10
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
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comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
The dumbest argument that aliens aren't real, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
The dumbest argument that aliens aren't real,
No, you just trick those dummies with fake food - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:15
No, you just trick those dummies with fake food
I think aliens look at us the same way we look at Waffle House fights. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I think aliens look at us the same way we look at Waffle Hou...
They just observe, like, "What the fuck is going on?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
They just observe, like, "What the fuck is going on?&qu...
Like, "Take me to your leader." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Like, "Take me to your leader."
Come on, man." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Come on, man."
I would find some dude cooking meth in Arkansas, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:18
I would find some dude cooking meth in Arkansas,
Go tell them how I touched your butt." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Go tell them how I touched your butt."
Make him love it. Make him just jizz all over himself." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Make him love it. Make him just jizz all over himself."
"Oh, Jesus." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
"Oh, Jesus."
People gonna go, "Is that all?" "That's everything. The whole story." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
People gonna go, "Is that all?" "That's ...
Maybe that's how they get our DNA. That's how they get cum out of donkeys. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Maybe that's how they get our DNA. That's how they...
I used to host Fear Factor, and, uh… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
I used to host Fear Factor, and, uh…
Fear Factor was canceled because we made people drink donkey cum. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Fear Factor was canceled because we made people drink donkey...
I'm the only guy in Hollywood that lost a job because people had to drink cum. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm the only guy in Hollywood that lost a job because p...
And look, first of all, wasn't my idea. Okay? I just worked there. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
And look, first of all, wasn't my idea. Okay? I just wo...
And the way Fear Factor would work, I would show up, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
And the way Fear Factor would work, I would show up,
I would read it and go, "What the fuck?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
I would read it and go, "What the fuck?"
"I don't think you should make people drink cum on TV." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
"I don't think you should make people drink cum on...
And here's the thing, they had buckets, like Home Depot buckets, of cum. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
And here's the thing, they had buckets, like Home Depot...