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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

Like, half these problemshave to be my fault." The only timeit's ever been a problem for...

Like, half these problems
have to be my fault." The only time
it's ever been a problem for me is if you have to answer questions
to an official person

Full Transcript

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Like, half these problems have to be my fault."
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The only time it's ever been a problem for me
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is if you have to answer questions to an official person.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:35
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
Like, I have TSA Pre, which I really recommend if you're not a terrorist. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Like, I have TSA Pre, which I really recommend if you'r...
It's a solid deal. If you give the government money, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
It's a solid deal. If you give the government money,
You're like, "Ah, thank you, overlords. So kind." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
You're like, "Ah, thank you, overlords. So kind.&q...
You get to pass those barefoot losers with their shitty paperwork. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
You get to pass those barefoot losers with their shitty pape...
But I didn't know that, uh, they still have to touch you - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
But I didn't know that, uh, they still have to touch yo...
And this is exactly how this lady said this to me. She goes: - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
And this is exactly how this lady said this to me. She goes:
And I'm like, "But I got the TSA Pre." She goes: - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
And I'm like, "But I got the TSA Pre." She go...
But it doesn't take long, so why are we fighting?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:21
But it doesn't take long, so why are we fighting?"
That is a new thing you can say. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
That is a new thing you can say.
If you say to a person, no matter what you look like, if you say: - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
If you say to a person, no matter what you look like, if you...
She knew what to do. She goes: - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:20
She knew what to do. She goes:
It's one of the weirdest moments of my life because, first of all, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
It's one of the weirdest moments of my life because, fi...
I'm standing here, and this dude's on his knee going, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
I'm standing here, and this dude's on his knee goi...
That'll be a good fight, solid fight." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
That'll be a good fight, solid fight."
He goes, "I'll run the back of my hand against your crotch." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
He goes, "I'll run the back of my hand against you...
So I'm like, "Why are you gonna use the back of your hand?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
So I'm like, "Why are you gonna use the back of yo...
Hey, man, is that for you or for me? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Hey, man, is that for you or for me?
Because for me, it still feels like you're touching my dick. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Because for me, it still feels like you're touching my ...
You're just doing it in this weird, dismissive way. Just… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
You're just doing it in this weird, dismissive way. Jus...
Just another dude whose dick I made feel weird." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
Just another dude whose dick I made feel weird."