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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

No, not really. "What, really?" No

No, not really. "What, really?" No

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No, not really. "What, really?" No.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:16
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
My wife's mom is a lovely lady. She's 75 years old and single. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
My wife's mom is a lovely lady. She's 75 years old...
So I said to my wife, "Why don't we take her - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:16
So I said to my wife, "Why don't we take her
I'm reading it, I go, "Okay, this is the difference between you and me. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm reading it, I go, "Okay, this is the differenc...
Because if there was a place where I could take my grandpa - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Because if there was a place where I could take my grandpa
I would fill that old dude up with so much viagra that he goes deaf. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
I would fill that old dude up with so much viagra that he go...
I'd give him a couple extra twists of his mustache - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
I'd give him a couple extra twists of his mustache
Every man wants his grandfather to be the savage of the nursing home. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Every man wants his grandfather to be the savage of the nurs...
You go to visit grandpa, he's got an army helmet on, open bathrobe, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
You go to visit grandpa, he's got an army helmet on, op...
He's like, "I fuck, and I wait for the Lord!" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
He's like, "I fuck, and I wait for the Lord!"
I'm glad you guys laughed - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm glad you guys laughed
She's like, "Don't write it down." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:15
She's like, "Don't write it down."
They had better food." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
They had better food."
"This is bullshit. You don't mean it. You don't want that for your grandfather." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
"This is bullshit. You don't mean it. You don'...
I go, "Grandpa, how do you wanna die?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:24
I go, "Grandpa, how do you wanna die?"
We did it! We did it! - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
We did it! We did it!
This was the first time I've done anything like this live, it was fun! - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
This was the first time I've done anything like this li...
I can only do it because you people are so fucking cool! Thank you very much! - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I can only do it because you people are so fucking cool! Tha...
Thank you! Thank you, guys, thank you! - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Thank you! Thank you, guys, thank you!
Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go! Thank you. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go! Thank you.
We're a part of each other's lives forever Thank you - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
We're a part of each other's lives forever Thank...