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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

So I go, "Where is it?" And she said, "It's a strap-on." And I said, "Having a strap-onand...

So I go, "Where is it?" And she said, "It's a strap-on." And I said, "Having a strap-on
and thinking it's a dick is like having a lighter
and thinking you're a dragon."

Full Transcript

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So I go, "Where is it?"
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And she said, "It's a strap-on."
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And I said, "Having a strap-on and thinking it's a dick
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is like having a lighter and thinking you're a dragon."
Duration
14 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:38
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
"Plus, everyone knows that lesbians - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
"Plus, everyone knows that lesbians
It would have to be those words in that order, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
It would have to be those words in that order,
Yeah. They were just talking shit and she got out of pocket. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Yeah. They were just talking shit and she got out of pocket.
That's all it is." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
That's all it is."
And I'm like, oh my God, there is so much better proof. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
And I'm like, oh my God, there is so much better proof.
You guys are lazy. Like, that's all you dug up? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
You guys are lazy. Like, that's all you dug up?
First of all, it's not true. But if you wanna take me out of context, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
First of all, it's not true. But if you wanna take me o...
For the record, I'm not even remotely homophobic. I'm the opposite. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
For the record, I'm not even remotely homophobic. I...
No more lies? I wish! - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
No more lies? I wish!
Oh, how I miss it so! - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Oh, how I miss it so!
Tony Hinchcliffe can still say it, but you know why. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Tony Hinchcliffe can still say it, but you know why.
Made conversations more festive. It was fun. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Made conversations more festive. It was fun.
And rarely did it have anything to do with gay men. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
And rarely did it have anything to do with gay men.
But they took it just like they took the fucking rainbow, all right? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
But they took it just like they took the fucking rainbow, al...
Because they're men, and they're greedy. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Because they're men, and they're greedy.
You say that word, you're a homophobic piece of shit." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
You say that word, you're a homophobic piece of shit.&q...
What about the fun way? There's no gay people on this phone call - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
What about the fun way? There's no gay people on this p...
There's only one problem with that word, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
There's only one problem with that word,
But nobody hates gay women, and that's why you can say dyke. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
But nobody hates gay women, and that's why you can say ...
You can say dyke at work, they're like, "I'll look out for her." Nobody cares. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
You can say dyke at work, they're like, "I'll...