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That's why you have those thoughts. You know those thoughts?
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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

That's why you have those thoughts.You know those thoughts?

That's why you have those thoughts.
You know those thoughts?

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.167
That's why you have those thoughts. You know those thoughts?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:27
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
"I can't believe I'm thinking that, I would never do that." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
"I can't believe I'm thinking that, I would n...
When you're in your car - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
When you're in your car
And you just wanna go to jail! - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
And you just wanna go to jail!
How about this? You ever be in line at Starbucks, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
How about this? You ever be in line at Starbucks,
I'm gonna hit him now and John Wick the fuck out of this room." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
I'm gonna hit him now and John Wick the fuck out of thi...
That's why we need homeowners associations, IRS payments, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
That's why we need homeowners associations, IRS payment...
I have my most fucked-up thoughts talking to really smart people. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I have my most fucked-up thoughts talking to really smart pe...
Because I can't keep up, so I just start thinking my own things. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Because I can't keep up, so I just start thinking my ow...
"I bet they're not thinking this." Because, like, I'm friends with Elon Musk, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
"I bet they're not thinking this." Because, l...
He's so much smarter. You know when you're around your dog, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
He's so much smarter. You know when you're around ...
I'm like, "When they land, you'll tell them I'm cool?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:22
I'm like, "When they land, you'll tell them I...
He's telling me all the calculations, and halfway through him explaining this, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
He's telling me all the calculations, and halfway throu...
And while he's talking, all I'm imagining… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
And while he's talking, all I'm imagining…
One guy pulls out a gun. Boom! Shoots that guy. Bang! Shoots that guy. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
One guy pulls out a gun. Boom! Shoots that guy. Bang! Shoots...
Boom! Blows his own brains out. Leaves one guy alive going: - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
Boom! Blows his own brains out. Leaves one guy alive going:
I don't know why I was thinking that. I wish I was paying attention. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I don't know why I was thinking that. I wish I was payi...
I'm talking to the smartest guy alive, and I'm thinking, "Should I tell him? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm talking to the smartest guy alive, and I'm thi...
He doesn't know you can get a gun up your ass." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
He doesn't know you can get a gun up your ass."
He's… If evolution's real, that guy's ahead of us. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
He's… If evolution's real, that guy's ahead o...
I always say I think it's real, because if you don't, people are mean. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I always say I think it's real, because if you don'...