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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

Try explaining that."Why did you laugh at that?" You go to work tomorrow,"It was really...

Try explaining that.
"Why did you laugh at that?" You go to work tomorrow,
"It was really funny." The problem isn't words, folks.
The problem is phones

Full Transcript

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Try explaining that. "Why did you laugh at that?"
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You go to work tomorrow, "It was really funny."
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The problem isn't words, folks. The problem is phones.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:18
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
We have these complaint boxes we carry around with us. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
We have these complaint boxes we carry around with us.
We're constantly checking in - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
We're constantly checking in
Ninety percent of all tweets are made by 10 of the people - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
Ninety percent of all tweets are made by 10 of the people
It's phones! It's being connected to everywhere. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
It's phones! It's being connected to everywhere.
I love my kids way more than I love my phone, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
I love my kids way more than I love my phone,
Like, "Hey, get out of there, Nana! That's my real brain." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
Like, "Hey, get out of there, Nana! That's my real...
Look, I'm a good guy, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Look, I'm a good guy,
"Look, read it. He says he's gonna kill you and fuck me. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
"Look, read it. He says he's gonna kill you and fu...
He sent that to all his friends. And they all thumbs-upped. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
He sent that to all his friends. And they all thumbs-upped.
Look at all the thumbs up, these fucking psychopaths. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Look at all the thumbs up, these fucking psychopaths.
Oh, and there's a lot of pictures of other guys' dicks on his phone. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Oh, and there's a lot of pictures of other guys' d...
Do you know about those?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Do you know about those?"
If you wanna find out if you got a good jewel, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
If you wanna find out if you got a good jewel,
No, not really. "What, really?" No. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
No, not really. "What, really?" No.
My wife's mom is a lovely lady. She's 75 years old and single. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
My wife's mom is a lovely lady. She's 75 years old...
So I said to my wife, "Why don't we take her - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:16
So I said to my wife, "Why don't we take her
I'm reading it, I go, "Okay, this is the difference between you and me. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm reading it, I go, "Okay, this is the differenc...
Because if there was a place where I could take my grandpa - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Because if there was a place where I could take my grandpa
I would fill that old dude up with so much viagra that he goes deaf. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
I would fill that old dude up with so much viagra that he go...
I'd give him a couple extra twists of his mustache - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
I'd give him a couple extra twists of his mustache