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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

When you're in your car and the light turns greenbut the scooters keep coming?

When you're in your car and the light turns green
but the scooters keep coming?

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When you're in your car
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and the light turns green but the scooters keep coming?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:35
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
And you just wanna go to jail! - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
And you just wanna go to jail!
How about this? You ever be in line at Starbucks, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
How about this? You ever be in line at Starbucks,
I'm gonna hit him now and John Wick the fuck out of this room." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
I'm gonna hit him now and John Wick the fuck out of thi...
That's why we need homeowners associations, IRS payments, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
That's why we need homeowners associations, IRS payment...
I have my most fucked-up thoughts talking to really smart people. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I have my most fucked-up thoughts talking to really smart pe...
Because I can't keep up, so I just start thinking my own things. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Because I can't keep up, so I just start thinking my ow...
"I bet they're not thinking this." Because, like, I'm friends with Elon Musk, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
"I bet they're not thinking this." Because, l...
He's so much smarter. You know when you're around your dog, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
He's so much smarter. You know when you're around ...
I'm like, "When they land, you'll tell them I'm cool?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:22
I'm like, "When they land, you'll tell them I...
He's telling me all the calculations, and halfway through him explaining this, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
He's telling me all the calculations, and halfway throu...
And while he's talking, all I'm imagining… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
And while he's talking, all I'm imagining…
One guy pulls out a gun. Boom! Shoots that guy. Bang! Shoots that guy. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
One guy pulls out a gun. Boom! Shoots that guy. Bang! Shoots...
Boom! Blows his own brains out. Leaves one guy alive going: - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
Boom! Blows his own brains out. Leaves one guy alive going:
I don't know why I was thinking that. I wish I was paying attention. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I don't know why I was thinking that. I wish I was payi...
I'm talking to the smartest guy alive, and I'm thinking, "Should I tell him? - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I'm talking to the smartest guy alive, and I'm thi...
He doesn't know you can get a gun up your ass." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
He doesn't know you can get a gun up your ass."
He's… If evolution's real, that guy's ahead of us. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
He's… If evolution's real, that guy's ahead o...
I always say I think it's real, because if you don't, people are mean. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I always say I think it's real, because if you don'...
Like, if a moron told you the story of evolution, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
Like, if a moron told you the story of evolution,
Once upon a time giant lizards ruled the Earth - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
Once upon a time giant lizards ruled the Earth