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Yeah. Right?

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Yeah. Right?
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00:08:33
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Apr 03, 2025
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comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
Before COVID, I would have told you - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Before COVID, I would have told you
After COVID, I'm like, "I don't think we went to the moon." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
After COVID, I'm like, "I don't think we went...
I think there's directed-energy weapons in Antarctica. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I think there's directed-energy weapons in Antarctica.
I don't think Michelle Obama's got a dick, but I believe all that other shit. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I don't think Michelle Obama's got a dick, but I b...
Because here's a pop quiz: how many ladies got fired - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Because here's a pop quiz: how many ladies got fired
Out of all the crazy bitches out there, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
Out of all the crazy bitches out there,
Dudes were dropping like flies. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Dudes were dropping like flies.
It was the number one reason why men in executive positions got fired. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
It was the number one reason why men in executive positions ...
Men are so gross you can't even set up in front of a camera with a-- - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
Men are so gross you can't even set up in front of a ca...
If this dog stops barking so I can keep my hard-on." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
If this dog stops barking so I can keep my hard-on."
Here's the thing about jerking off. Everybody does it, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Here's the thing about jerking off. Everybody does it,
You're like, "Oh, no, I can't believe I got caught." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
You're like, "Oh, no, I can't believe I got c...
But it was by my wife, and she was so upset. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
But it was by my wife, and she was so upset.
She goes, "I can't believe you did it while I'm at home." I'm like… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:09
She goes, "I can't believe you did it while I'...
I put a glass of water on the bed to make sure I'm not making any ripples. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I put a glass of water on the bed to make sure I'm not ...
Listen. It's a way to find out what really bothers you. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Listen. It's a way to find out what really bothers you.
I don't like to give advice. I don't give a lot of advice. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I don't like to give advice. I don't give a lot of...
Don't do it. But if you're gonna do it, that's the number. This is why. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
Don't do it. But if you're gonna do it, that'...
If you wanna know what's in the basement, you gotta go down the stairs. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
If you wanna know what's in the basement, you gotta go ...
It makes food taste better, makes sex feel better." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
It makes food taste better, makes sex feel better."