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You think it's the same. Texas weed is different
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Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats

You think it's the same.Texas weed is different

You think it's the same.
Texas weed is different

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You think it's the same. Texas weed is different.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:23
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Renowned comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan delivers a live stand-up set at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, for his third Netflix special.
Because Texas weed is grown on Texas soil. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Because Texas weed is grown on Texas soil.
Because if you smoke too much Texas weed, like… - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Because if you smoke too much Texas weed, like…
I heard that every Buc-ee's is built on an Indian burial ground. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I heard that every Buc-ee's is built on an Indian buria...
Don't say you heard it from me. I am known for that shit. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
Don't say you heard it from me. I am known for that shi...
They're like, "Why do you like Texas?" I take them right to Buc-ee's. "Behold!" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:14
They're like, "Why do you like Texas?" I take...
If you've never been to Buc-ee's, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:12
If you've never been to Buc-ee's,
You really did it. You got a pile of your dad's oil money, like-- - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
You really did it. You got a pile of your dad's oil mon...
"I wanna sell kayaks!" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
"I wanna sell kayaks!"
If you could vote for Trump at Buc-ee's, the aliens would land. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
If you could vote for Trump at Buc-ee's, the aliens wou...
They would go, "What the fuck are you people doing?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
They would go, "What the fuck are you people doing?&quo...
I've had so many dumb conversations about them. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:05
I've had so many dumb conversations about them.
The dumbest argument that aliens aren't real, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:13
The dumbest argument that aliens aren't real,
No, you just trick those dummies with fake food - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:15
No, you just trick those dummies with fake food
I think aliens look at us the same way we look at Waffle House fights. - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:06
I think aliens look at us the same way we look at Waffle Hou...
They just observe, like, "What the fuck is going on?" - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:10
They just observe, like, "What the fuck is going on?&qu...
Like, "Take me to your leader." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:07
Like, "Take me to your leader."
Come on, man." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Come on, man."
I would find some dude cooking meth in Arkansas, - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:18
I would find some dude cooking meth in Arkansas,
Go tell them how I touched your butt." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:08
Go tell them how I touched your butt."
Make him love it. Make him just jizz all over himself." - Joe Rogan: Burn the Boats 00:11
Make him love it. Make him just jizz all over himself."