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And if he lived my life, he would be me.
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And if he lived my life, he would be me." And then I started thinking,"What if that's the...

And if he lived my life, he would be me." And then I started thinking,
"What if that's the case with people?

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And if he lived my life, he would be me."
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And then I started thinking, "What if that's the case with people?
Duration
8 seconds
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23
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:47
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
And then I thought, "God damn, how good is this weed I'm getting in California? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And then I thought, "God damn, how good is this weed I&...
I'm on a fucking floating craft out in the middle of the ocean, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I'm on a fucking floating craft out in the middle of th...
The problem with treating everybody as if it's you living another life - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
The problem with treating everybody as if it's you livi...
Half the people you meet, you just wanna fucking smack 'em. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Half the people you meet, you just wanna fucking smack '...
We're, like, that close to President Trump. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
We're, like, that close to President Trump.
- No. Boo! - "No. Boo!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
- No. Boo! - "No. Boo!"
All those Bernie Sanders people, "Yo, Bernie's the shit." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
All those Bernie Sanders people, "Yo, Bernie's the...
It doesn't even work, dude." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
It doesn't even work, dude."
Bill Cosby's a rapist, and Bruce Jenner's a chick. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Bill Cosby's a rapist, and Bruce Jenner's a chick.
Down is up and up is down! - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Down is up and up is down!
This is the type of world you get when you give kids participation trophies - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
This is the type of world you get when you give kids partici...
We get a goddamn Nerfed-up world filled with nonsense. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
We get a goddamn Nerfed-up world filled with nonsense.
Nobody wants to be president. Nobody. I hope Hillary wins. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Nobody wants to be president. Nobody. I hope Hillary wins.
That way we can realize chicks can't do that fucking job either - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That way we can realize chicks can't do that fucking...
It's a stupid job invented back when people used to write with feathers. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's a stupid job invented back when people used to wri...
It's just some old-school shit that we need to get rid of. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's just some old-school shit that we need to get rid ...
If there's 50 people, you can figure out which one's the best. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
If there's 50 people, you can figure out which one'...
How is this one dude in charge of 300 million people? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
How is this one dude in charge of 300 million people?
He's like, "I'm not sleeping in that shitty-ass, stupid house." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:13
He's like, "I'm not sleeping in that shitty-a...
No. We got an old lady trying to get back at her husband - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
No. We got an old lady trying to get back at her husband