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And that is what that is. That is a metal dick
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And that is what that is.That is a metal dick

And that is what that is.
That is a metal dick

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And that is what that is. That is a metal dick.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:58
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
It's a robot dick, and we're trying to fuck the sky. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's a robot dick, and we're trying to fuck the sk...
We are literally trying to come people out of the tip of a metal dick - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
We are literally trying to come people out of the tip of a m...
Our ultimate goal is that we get those planets pregnant, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
Our ultimate goal is that we get those planets pregnant,
You're gonna all come with me. We're gonna leave here right now - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
You're gonna all come with me. We're gonna leave h...
I watched that HBO documentary a couple too many times. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I watched that HBO documentary a couple too many times.
I went Clear, I think. I think I'm Clear. I'm back! I'm back now. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I went Clear, I think. I think I'm Clear. I'm back...
I had to watch Going Clear, a Scientology documentary, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
I had to watch Going Clear, a Scientology documentary,
Like, my bed's here, this fucking dude's bed's, like, over there. His house is... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Like, my bed's here, this fucking dude's bed'...
I mean, if you take away the walls, he's fucking right there. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I mean, if you take away the walls, he's fucking right ...
It's like, "What does this crazy fuck believe?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
It's like, "What does this crazy fuck believe?&quo...
Not just because it was written by a science fiction author - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
Not just because it was written by a science fiction author
This dude never made a second draft in his fucking life. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
This dude never made a second draft in his fucking life.
Everything was one draft of nonsense. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Everything was one draft of nonsense.
Not in his neighborhood, not in his state, not in a year, not in a decade. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Not in his neighborhood, not in his state, not in a year, no...
More than anyone that's ever lived, ever. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
More than anyone that's ever lived, ever.
And Scientology is still like, "I don't see any red flags. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And Scientology is still like, "I don't see any re...
I think we're good. I think this is legit as fuck." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
I think we're good. I think this is legit as fuck."...
It's like it's the one religion - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
It's like it's the one religion
Hold on. I mean, at least we don't have video of Joseph Smith. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Hold on. I mean, at least we don't have video of Joseph...
There's some fucking shitty black and white footage - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
There's some fucking shitty black and white footage