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Before I shit on them... I'm gonna shit on them
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Joe Rogan: Triggered

Before I shit on them...I'm gonna shit on them, but before I shit on them, they're...

Before I shit on them...
I'm gonna shit on them, but before I shit on them, they're sweet.
They're really nice people

Full Transcript

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Before I shit on them... I'm gonna shit on them,
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but before I shit on them, they're sweet. They're really nice people.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:57
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
I hug 'em every time I see 'em. They're really kind, nice people. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I hug 'em every time I see 'em. They're reall...
But they just found a part of their brain, they're like, "I have no use for this." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
But they just found a part of their brain, they're like...
"This fucking thing's confusing." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:13
"This fucking thing's confusing."
I'm like, "How many people believe the Earth is less than 10,000 years old?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I'm like, "How many people believe the Earth is le...
There's a recent Gallup poll that said - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
There's a recent Gallup poll that said
And when you factor that in, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
And when you factor that in,
'Cause you know what the average response is - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
'Cause you know what the average response is
Number two answer is, "Fuck you!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Number two answer is, "Fuck you!"
And only 46% of those dummies - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
And only 46% of those dummies
We definitely should. We should definitely worry about bankers and people who... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
We definitely should. We should definitely worry about banke...
They could help the world in some really impossible ways for anybody else. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
They could help the world in some really impossible ways for...
But they don't. They'd rather just pile up their gold. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
But they don't. They'd rather just pile up their g...
But there's another 1% that freaks me the fuck out that no one's talking about. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
But there's another 1% that freaks me the fuck out that...
That's the 1% who leave comments on YouTube videos. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That's the 1% who leave comments on YouTube videos.
Who the fuck are those freaks? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Who the fuck are those freaks?
Could you imagine people talking to each other like that in real life - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Could you imagine people talking to each other like that in ...
I mean, if Jesus Christ himself came back from the dead and had a YouTube page, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:13
I mean, if Jesus Christ himself came back from the dead and ...
But what you're dealing with is the process of racism, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
But what you're dealing with is the process of racism,
They know all the words, and they're wafting up their farts, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
They know all the words, and they're wafting up their f...
Let me pause and just jerk off in my shirt real quick, here. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Let me pause and just jerk off in my shirt real quick, here.