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Everybody wants to be Matthew McConaughey
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Joe Rogan: Triggered

Everybody wants to beMatthew McConaughey, to save the world on a rocket ship

Everybody wants to be
Matthew McConaughey, to save the world on a rocket ship

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Everybody wants to be Matthew McConaughey,
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to save the world on a rocket ship.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:18
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
There's a mission to Mars, a manned mission to Mars, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:11
There's a mission to Mars, a manned mission to Mars,
That's some sad shit for a bunch of reasons. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That's some sad shit for a bunch of reasons.
First of all, it's some sad shit, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
First of all, it's some sad shit,
If one of my friends is gonna move to Florida, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
If one of my friends is gonna move to Florida,
Why the fuck are you moving to Florida, man?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Why the fuck are you moving to Florida, man?"
"We can just visit each other every now and then." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
"We can just visit each other every now and then."
Just get in the car, dude." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Just get in the car, dude."
Mars sucks worse. Get back in the car, stupid." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Mars sucks worse. Get back in the car, stupid."
You don't wanna live in Detroit, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
You don't wanna live in Detroit,
People really consider moving to Mars. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
People really consider moving to Mars.
These people will find an opportunity to virtue signal over you, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
These people will find an opportunity to virtue signal over ...
Like, puff their chest out and say that they're probably better than you. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Like, puff their chest out and say that they're probabl...
We maybe should colonize Mars 'cause California's almost out of water." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
We maybe should colonize Mars 'cause California's ...
Look at all that water. You fly over it, it takes a day. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Look at all that water. You fly over it, it takes a day.
The world's blue. It's more water than it is not water. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
The world's blue. It's more water than it is not w...
"Too complicated, bro. We gotta go to Neptune." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"Too complicated, bro. We gotta go to Neptune."
We're like a dude with a dirty house. Like, "Man, I gotta build a new house." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
We're like a dude with a dirty house. Like, "Man, ...
Stop piling up newspapers you're never gonna read - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Stop piling up newspapers you're never gonna read
One-way trip to Mars. A one-way trip in coach - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
One-way trip to Mars. A one-way trip in coach
If people are smart enough to figure out how to get to Mars, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
If people are smart enough to figure out how to get to Mars,