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He had four handguns, two rifles and a machete with him
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Joe Rogan: Triggered

He had four handguns, two riflesand a machete with him

He had four handguns, two rifles
and a machete with him

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He had four handguns, two rifles and a machete with him.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
125
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:16
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
He had a map. On the map was Washington, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
He had a map. On the map was Washington,
They're like, "You're good to go." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
They're like, "You're good to go."
Two months later, this motherfucker broke into the White House. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Two months later, this motherfucker broke into the White Hou...
If you had to ask someone, "What kind of security - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
If you had to ask someone, "What kind of security
If you get too far, they open up a door, you drop right into jail." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
If you get too far, they open up a door, you drop right into...
The guy who made it into the White House, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
The guy who made it into the White House,
He's just sitting in his fucking car going, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
He's just sitting in his fucking car going,
I'm gonna do this! Fuck you!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
I'm gonna do this! Fuck you!"
No, this is gonna be the last step of my life. No, this..." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
No, this is gonna be the last step of my life. No, this...&q...
Smacks her to the ground and just starts running through the hall. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Smacks her to the ground and just starts running through the...
He's probably going, "Why am I alive?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
He's probably going, "Why am I alive?"
Will somebody please shoot me?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Will somebody please shoot me?"
What kind of security are you fucking people running in this place?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
What kind of security are you fucking people running in this...
He was probably like, "Everybody, everybody, not that much diversity. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
He was probably like, "Everybody, everybody, not that m...
I mean, what, are you playing fucking fairy tale games here?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I mean, what, are you playing fucking fairy tale games here?...
Obama's got a hard job, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Obama's got a hard job,
You know, he could Google his own name - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
You know, he could Google his own name
"So, let me see what the people have to say." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"So, let me see what the people have to say."
"I'm none of those fucking things." Freakin' out. Shit. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
"I'm none of those fucking things." Freakin&#...
Probably thinking, "Why the fuck did I do this?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
Probably thinking, "Why the fuck did I do this?"