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Joe Rogan: Triggered

He's like, "I'm not sleepingin that shitty-ass, stupid house." Trump's probably got,...

He's like, "I'm not sleeping
in that shitty-ass, stupid house." Trump's probably got, like,
a tube at home that he opens up, and a Chinese girl just pops out of it,
and sucks his dick and goes right back in

Full Transcript

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He's like, "I'm not sleeping in that shitty-ass, stupid house."
00:00:05.017 --> 00:00:07.464
Trump's probably got, like, a tube at home that he opens up,
00:00:07.548 --> 00:00:11.552
and a Chinese girl just pops out of it, and sucks his dick and goes right back in.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:26
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
No. We got an old lady trying to get back at her husband - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
No. We got an old lady trying to get back at her husband
We got an old man who hates money. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
We got an old man who hates money.
And we got a reality TV star with a plastic set of hair. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
And we got a reality TV star with a plastic set of hair.
You can't have a president with environmental concerns, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:11
You can't have a president with environmental concerns,
You can't pretend you don't give a fuck when you have that thing going on, dude. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
You can't pretend you don't give a fuck when you h...
The White House got broken into while Obama was in office. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
The White House got broken into while Obama was in office.
The first time in over 100 years that someone broke into the White House. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
The first time in over 100 years that someone broke into the...
Also, the first time a girl was guarding the front door by herself. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Also, the first time a girl was guarding the front door by h...
"What are you trying to say, that women can't do everything men can do?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
"What are you trying to say, that women can't do e...
That seems sexist, right? People say, "You're sexist." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
That seems sexist, right? People say, "You're sexi...
'Cause men can't even do everything men can do. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
'Cause men can't even do everything men can do.
Because I've met Shaquille O'Neal and his dick is where my face is. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Because I've met Shaquille O'Neal and his dick is ...
That's not equality. That's not white privilege. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
That's not equality. That's not white privilege.
Listen, if the White House is experiencing a Shaq Attack, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Listen, if the White House is experiencing a Shaq Attack,
If we're holding hands, it'd be like a six-year-old at the park with his dad. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
If we're holding hands, it'd be like a six-year-ol...
It's not sexist to say that women can't do big physical labor things - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
It's not sexist to say that women can't do big phy...
I have a wife and I have three daughters. They're my favorite people in the world. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I have a wife and I have three daughters. They're my fa...
I could fuck them up if I had the flu. Okay? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I could fuck them up if I had the flu. Okay?
I was petting my cat once and he bit me. I was like, "Whoa! Are we gonna do this? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I was petting my cat once and he bit me. I was like, "W...
"Women can do everything men can do. This guy's a piece of shit. We're leaving. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
"Women can do everything men can do. This guy's a ...