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Joe Rogan: Triggered

I bet if she turns on the notifications, her phone just starts screamingand runs away from...

I bet if she turns on the notifications, her phone just starts screaming
and runs away from her

Full Transcript

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I bet if she turns on the notifications,
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her phone just starts screaming and runs away from her.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:33
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
I bet if she deletes all the dick pics from her phone, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I bet if she deletes all the dick pics from her phone,
We really have to understand, there's never been a person like this before. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
We really have to understand, there's never been a pers...
Like, that kind of influence, that kind of attractant, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
Like, that kind of influence, that kind of attractant,
And as a guy who has daughters, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
And as a guy who has daughters,
Because this girl has eight million people staring at her ass. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Because this girl has eight million people staring at her as...
Eight million creeps and weirdos and perverts objectifying her. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Eight million creeps and weirdos and perverts objectifying h...
I mean, I follow her, but I'm not like those other assholes. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I mean, I follow her, but I'm not like those other assh...
I'm a nice person. I'm a hero or something. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I'm a nice person. I'm a hero or something.
Men are noble. Men are noble and true." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Men are noble. Men are noble and true."
If men don't get to come, we get real Sméagol-like real quick. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
If men don't get to come, we get real Sméagol-like real...
Just a few months of no dates, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
Just a few months of no dates,
Mesus is so embarrassed - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
Mesus is so embarrassed
Oh." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:11
Oh."
Everybody wants to be Matthew McConaughey, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Everybody wants to be Matthew McConaughey,
There's a mission to Mars, a manned mission to Mars, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:11
There's a mission to Mars, a manned mission to Mars,
That's some sad shit for a bunch of reasons. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That's some sad shit for a bunch of reasons.
First of all, it's some sad shit, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
First of all, it's some sad shit,
If one of my friends is gonna move to Florida, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
If one of my friends is gonna move to Florida,
Why the fuck are you moving to Florida, man?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Why the fuck are you moving to Florida, man?"
"We can just visit each other every now and then." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
"We can just visit each other every now and then."