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I could fuck them up if I had the flu. Okay?
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Joe Rogan: Triggered

I could fuck them up if I had the flu.Okay?

I could fuck them up if I had the flu.
Okay?

Full Transcript

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I could fuck them up if I had the flu. Okay?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
246
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:18
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
I was petting my cat once and he bit me. I was like, "Whoa! Are we gonna do this? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I was petting my cat once and he bit me. I was like, "W...
"Women can do everything men can do. This guy's a piece of shit. We're leaving. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
"Women can do everything men can do. This guy's a ...
Too much information is going in that I don't agree with!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
Too much information is going in that I don't agree wit...
Look, if there was a bunch of guys that were trying to fuck her, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Look, if there was a bunch of guys that were trying to fuck ...
If there's one hot girl and she's working with five guys in an office, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
If there's one hot girl and she's working with fiv...
That office is now just an audition to see which guy gets to fuck her. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
That office is now just an audition to see which guy gets to...
Each one of those guys will just slowly start to morph - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Each one of those guys will just slowly start to morph
"There's gotta be a fucking way. There's gotta be a fucking way!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:24
"There's gotta be a fucking way. There's gott...
"Debbie wants to guard the front door. Do you have a problem with that?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
"Debbie wants to guard the front door. Do you have a pr...
Plus, I'm vegan." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Plus, I'm vegan."
Next thing you know, poor fucking Debbie at the front door... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Next thing you know, poor fucking Debbie at the front door.....
So I'm gonna give you the whole story of the break-in at the White House - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
So I'm gonna give you the whole story of the break-in a...
There's some cabal of evil geniuses - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
There's some cabal of evil geniuses
It's most likely that people are just dumb as fuck, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
It's most likely that people are just dumb as fuck,
First of all, people are always worried, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
First of all, people are always worried,
The government's watching us all the time." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
The government's watching us all the time."
He had four handguns, two rifles and a machete with him. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
He had four handguns, two rifles and a machete with him.
He had a map. On the map was Washington, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
He had a map. On the map was Washington,
They're like, "You're good to go." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
They're like, "You're good to go."
Two months later, this motherfucker broke into the White House. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Two months later, this motherfucker broke into the White Hou...