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I told her it was funny. She didn't believe me
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I told her it was funny.She didn't believe me

I told her it was funny.
She didn't believe me

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I told her it was funny. She didn't believe me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:28
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
I'm like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm off by a year." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I'm like, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm off by a y...
They're like, "I teach my kids, man. I teach my kids." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
They're like, "I teach my kids, man. I teach my ki...
My dad says Santa Claus is fucking bullshit, okay? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
My dad says Santa Claus is fucking bullshit, okay?
Uh, how does this work?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Uh, how does this work?"
What the fuck is going on?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
What the fuck is going on?"
"Dad, have you ever met Santa Claus?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
"Dad, have you ever met Santa Claus?"
You're like, "Oh, shit." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
You're like, "Oh, shit."
No, the big bang is real, but this is bullshit." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
No, the big bang is real, but this is bullshit."
If you're teaching your kids nonsense, you gotta teach 'em only nonsense. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
If you're teaching your kids nonsense, you gotta teach ...
Like, my daughter will go like, "How do birds fly?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Like, my daughter will go like, "How do birds fly?"...
And they use the hollow bones and the feathers - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
And they use the hollow bones and the feathers
The birds can manipulate that and go through 3-D space." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
The birds can manipulate that and go through 3-D space."...
How does the fat man get through the little hole?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
How does the fat man get through the little hole?"
In that if you get ten really stupid people in a room, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
In that if you get ten really stupid people in a room,
They don't have to have any more information, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
They don't have to have any more information,
If you get a bunch of dummies together, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:15
If you get a bunch of dummies together,
And every day it's, "Debbie says..." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
And every day it's, "Debbie says..."
Not only are you gonna have kids, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
Not only are you gonna have kids,
My daughter's like, "Debbie says - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
My daughter's like, "Debbie says
And one of the most difficult things to say to a kid is, "I don't know." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
And one of the most difficult things to say to a kid is, &qu...