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I'd rather just live in the woods by myself.
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Joe Rogan: Triggered

I'd rather just livein the woods by myself." What are you,a fucking Coldplay song? Huh?

I'd rather just live
in the woods by myself." What are you,
a fucking Coldplay song? Huh?

Full Transcript

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I'd rather just live in the woods by myself."
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What are you, a fucking Coldplay song? Huh?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:48
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
That's why the characters that we adore so much in the movies - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
That's why the characters that we adore so much in the ...
The people who just walk away from it all, like, "Wow, what a rebel!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:13
The people who just walk away from it all, like, "Wow, ...
You're in a cement box filled with rapists and murderers. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
You're in a cement box filled with rapists and murderer...
We are weird, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
We are weird,
But we're all in denial. "I'm kind of a loner." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
But we're all in denial. "I'm kind of a loner...
Every person in this room, me included, all of us, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Every person in this room, me included, all of us,
We're all an ongoing, on-running calculation - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
We're all an ongoing, on-running calculation
And you do a bunch of things that people like, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And you do a bunch of things that people like,
You're like, "I'll do more of that." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
You're like, "I'll do more of that."
I don't like that feeling. Hmm." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I don't like that feeling. Hmm."
And I'm just telling you this because I've never been more of a bitch. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
And I'm just telling you this because I've never b...
Right now, I have slowly but surely bent until I'm in this position. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Right now, I have slowly but surely bent until I'm in t...
"Okay, okay, okay, okay." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
"Okay, okay, okay, okay."
That's right, politically correct San Francisco. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That's right, politically correct San Francisco.
"He's always been a woman trapped in a man's body." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"He's always been a woman trapped in a man's ...
Definitely, there are people who were born in the wrong gender. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Definitely, there are people who were born in the wrong gend...
It's also possible that, maybe, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
It's also possible that, maybe,
If you put a praying mantis on a leaf, it becomes the color of the leaf. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
If you put a praying mantis on a leaf, it becomes the color ...
You show me a man who's lived with the Kardashians for ten years - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
You show me a man who's lived with the Kardashians for ...
'Cause right now, we lost a fucking American Olympian, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
'Cause right now, we lost a fucking American Olympian,