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If you get too far, they open up a door, you drop right into jail.
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Joe Rogan: Triggered

If you get too far, they open up a door,you drop right into jail." Nope. Turns out...

If you get too far, they open up a door,
you drop right into jail." Nope. Turns out they
don't even have a dog

Full Transcript

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If you get too far, they open up a door, you drop right into jail."
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Nope. Turns out they don't even have a dog.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
136
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:00
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
The guy who made it into the White House, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
The guy who made it into the White House,
He's just sitting in his fucking car going, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
He's just sitting in his fucking car going,
I'm gonna do this! Fuck you!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
I'm gonna do this! Fuck you!"
No, this is gonna be the last step of my life. No, this..." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
No, this is gonna be the last step of my life. No, this...&q...
Smacks her to the ground and just starts running through the hall. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Smacks her to the ground and just starts running through the...
He's probably going, "Why am I alive?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
He's probably going, "Why am I alive?"
Will somebody please shoot me?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Will somebody please shoot me?"
What kind of security are you fucking people running in this place?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
What kind of security are you fucking people running in this...
He was probably like, "Everybody, everybody, not that much diversity. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
He was probably like, "Everybody, everybody, not that m...
I mean, what, are you playing fucking fairy tale games here?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I mean, what, are you playing fucking fairy tale games here?...
Obama's got a hard job, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Obama's got a hard job,
You know, he could Google his own name - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
You know, he could Google his own name
"So, let me see what the people have to say." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"So, let me see what the people have to say."
"I'm none of those fucking things." Freakin' out. Shit. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
"I'm none of those fucking things." Freakin&#...
Probably thinking, "Why the fuck did I do this?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
Probably thinking, "Why the fuck did I do this?"
In that... they went for it, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
In that... they went for it,
The moment Obama actually got into office, like, "Good morning, Mr. President," - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
The moment Obama actually got into office, like, "Good ...
What the fuck did I do this for? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
What the fuck did I do this for?
Everybody wants to kill me. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Everybody wants to kill me.
Who the fuck is guarding me?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Who the fuck is guarding me?"