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If men don't get to come, we get real Sméagol-like real quick
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Joe Rogan: Triggered

If men don't get to come,we get real Sméagol-like real quick

If men don't get to come,
we get real Sméagol-like real quick

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If men don't get to come, we get real Sméagol-like real quick.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:46
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
Just a few months of no dates, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
Just a few months of no dates,
Mesus is so embarrassed - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
Mesus is so embarrassed
Oh." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:11
Oh."
Everybody wants to be Matthew McConaughey, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Everybody wants to be Matthew McConaughey,
There's a mission to Mars, a manned mission to Mars, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:11
There's a mission to Mars, a manned mission to Mars,
That's some sad shit for a bunch of reasons. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That's some sad shit for a bunch of reasons.
First of all, it's some sad shit, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
First of all, it's some sad shit,
If one of my friends is gonna move to Florida, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
If one of my friends is gonna move to Florida,
Why the fuck are you moving to Florida, man?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Why the fuck are you moving to Florida, man?"
"We can just visit each other every now and then." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
"We can just visit each other every now and then."
Just get in the car, dude." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Just get in the car, dude."
Mars sucks worse. Get back in the car, stupid." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Mars sucks worse. Get back in the car, stupid."
You don't wanna live in Detroit, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
You don't wanna live in Detroit,
People really consider moving to Mars. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
People really consider moving to Mars.
These people will find an opportunity to virtue signal over you, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
These people will find an opportunity to virtue signal over ...
Like, puff their chest out and say that they're probably better than you. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Like, puff their chest out and say that they're probabl...
We maybe should colonize Mars 'cause California's almost out of water." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
We maybe should colonize Mars 'cause California's ...
Look at all that water. You fly over it, it takes a day. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Look at all that water. You fly over it, it takes a day.
The world's blue. It's more water than it is not water. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
The world's blue. It's more water than it is not w...
"Too complicated, bro. We gotta go to Neptune." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"Too complicated, bro. We gotta go to Neptune."