To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
It doesn't even work, dude.
Please log in to add to collections.
Joe Rogan: Triggered

It doesn't even work, dude." We are that close to President Trump

It doesn't even work, dude." We are that close to President Trump

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.669
It doesn't even work, dude."
00:00:02.752 --> 00:00:06.673
We are that close to President Trump.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:59
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
Bill Cosby's a rapist, and Bruce Jenner's a chick. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Bill Cosby's a rapist, and Bruce Jenner's a chick.
Down is up and up is down! - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Down is up and up is down!
This is the type of world you get when you give kids participation trophies - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
This is the type of world you get when you give kids partici...
We get a goddamn Nerfed-up world filled with nonsense. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
We get a goddamn Nerfed-up world filled with nonsense.
Nobody wants to be president. Nobody. I hope Hillary wins. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Nobody wants to be president. Nobody. I hope Hillary wins.
That way we can realize chicks can't do that fucking job either - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
That way we can realize chicks can't do that fucking...
It's a stupid job invented back when people used to write with feathers. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's a stupid job invented back when people used to wri...
It's just some old-school shit that we need to get rid of. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's just some old-school shit that we need to get rid ...
If there's 50 people, you can figure out which one's the best. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
If there's 50 people, you can figure out which one'...
How is this one dude in charge of 300 million people? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
How is this one dude in charge of 300 million people?
He's like, "I'm not sleeping in that shitty-ass, stupid house." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:13
He's like, "I'm not sleeping in that shitty-a...
No. We got an old lady trying to get back at her husband - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
No. We got an old lady trying to get back at her husband
We got an old man who hates money. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
We got an old man who hates money.
And we got a reality TV star with a plastic set of hair. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
And we got a reality TV star with a plastic set of hair.
You can't have a president with environmental concerns, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:11
You can't have a president with environmental concerns,
You can't pretend you don't give a fuck when you have that thing going on, dude. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
You can't pretend you don't give a fuck when you h...
The White House got broken into while Obama was in office. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
The White House got broken into while Obama was in office.
The first time in over 100 years that someone broke into the White House. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
The first time in over 100 years that someone broke into the...
Also, the first time a girl was guarding the front door by herself. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Also, the first time a girl was guarding the front door by h...
"What are you trying to say, that women can't do everything men can do?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
"What are you trying to say, that women can't do e...