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It's a robot dick, and we're trying to fuck the sky
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Joe Rogan: Triggered

It's a robot dick,and we're trying to fuck the sky

It's a robot dick,
and we're trying to fuck the sky

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It's a robot dick, and we're trying to fuck the sky.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:01
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
We are literally trying to come people out of the tip of a metal dick - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
We are literally trying to come people out of the tip of a m...
Our ultimate goal is that we get those planets pregnant, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
Our ultimate goal is that we get those planets pregnant,
You're gonna all come with me. We're gonna leave here right now - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
You're gonna all come with me. We're gonna leave h...
I watched that HBO documentary a couple too many times. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I watched that HBO documentary a couple too many times.
I went Clear, I think. I think I'm Clear. I'm back! I'm back now. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I went Clear, I think. I think I'm Clear. I'm back...
I had to watch Going Clear, a Scientology documentary, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
I had to watch Going Clear, a Scientology documentary,
Like, my bed's here, this fucking dude's bed's, like, over there. His house is... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Like, my bed's here, this fucking dude's bed'...
I mean, if you take away the walls, he's fucking right there. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I mean, if you take away the walls, he's fucking right ...
It's like, "What does this crazy fuck believe?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
It's like, "What does this crazy fuck believe?&quo...
Not just because it was written by a science fiction author - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
Not just because it was written by a science fiction author
This dude never made a second draft in his fucking life. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
This dude never made a second draft in his fucking life.
Everything was one draft of nonsense. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Everything was one draft of nonsense.
Not in his neighborhood, not in his state, not in a year, not in a decade. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Not in his neighborhood, not in his state, not in a year, no...
More than anyone that's ever lived, ever. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
More than anyone that's ever lived, ever.
And Scientology is still like, "I don't see any red flags. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And Scientology is still like, "I don't see any re...
I think we're good. I think this is legit as fuck." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
I think we're good. I think this is legit as fuck."...
It's like it's the one religion - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
It's like it's the one religion
Hold on. I mean, at least we don't have video of Joseph Smith. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Hold on. I mean, at least we don't have video of Joseph...
There's some fucking shitty black and white footage - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
There's some fucking shitty black and white footage
Why is Tom Cruise wearing a gold medal the size of a dinner plate? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Why is Tom Cruise wearing a gold medal the size of a dinner ...