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Joe Rogan: Triggered

It's like,"What does this crazy fuck believe?" And Scientology is a wonderful religion

It's like,
"What does this crazy fuck believe?" And Scientology is a wonderful religion

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It's like, "What does this crazy fuck believe?"
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And Scientology is a wonderful religion.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:17
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
Not just because it was written by a science fiction author - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
Not just because it was written by a science fiction author
This dude never made a second draft in his fucking life. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
This dude never made a second draft in his fucking life.
Everything was one draft of nonsense. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Everything was one draft of nonsense.
Not in his neighborhood, not in his state, not in a year, not in a decade. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Not in his neighborhood, not in his state, not in a year, no...
More than anyone that's ever lived, ever. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
More than anyone that's ever lived, ever.
And Scientology is still like, "I don't see any red flags. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And Scientology is still like, "I don't see any re...
I think we're good. I think this is legit as fuck." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
I think we're good. I think this is legit as fuck."...
It's like it's the one religion - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
It's like it's the one religion
Hold on. I mean, at least we don't have video of Joseph Smith. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Hold on. I mean, at least we don't have video of Joseph...
There's some fucking shitty black and white footage - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
There's some fucking shitty black and white footage
Why is Tom Cruise wearing a gold medal the size of a dinner plate? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Why is Tom Cruise wearing a gold medal the size of a dinner ...
What the fuck is going on with you people?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
What the fuck is going on with you people?"
First of all, Scientology, they don't pay taxes. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
First of all, Scientology, they don't pay taxes.
That's disturbing. They're tax-free, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
That's disturbing. They're tax-free,
Which means the government of the United States - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Which means the government of the United States
None of this shit seems like a cult." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
None of this shit seems like a cult."
Turns out... I don't know who wrote this, but it's a perfect definition. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Turns out... I don't know who wrote this, but it's...
It's created by one person. That person knows it's bullshit. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
It's created by one person. That person knows it's...
In a religion, that dude's dead. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
In a religion, that dude's dead.
So it's a religion - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
So it's a religion