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Joe Rogan: Triggered

It's not like they were monkeys,then they became people and they stayed in that spot. No

It's not like they were monkeys,
then they became people and they stayed in that spot. No

Full Transcript

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It's not like they were monkeys, then they became people
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and they stayed in that spot. No.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:47
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
I'm gonna draw the biggest dick the world's ever seen in the sand. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I'm gonna draw the biggest dick the world's ever s...
I'mma try to fuck a snake. I think it can be done." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
I'mma try to fuck a snake. I think it can be done."...
They just gathered cattle, stockpiled ammo. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
They just gathered cattle, stockpiled ammo.
It's one of the reasons why I can prove that California is the best spot to live. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
It's one of the reasons why I can prove that California...
'Cause all the spots that suck, they all have to sound like each other. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
'Cause all the spots that suck, they all have to sound ...
It's not that the people in Boston suck, but the weather sucks. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's not that the people in Boston suck, but the weathe...
And in the winter everybody gets in their car in the morning, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
And in the winter everybody gets in their car in the morning...
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
We need more firewood." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
We need more firewood."
We're all in this together." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
We're all in this together."
They're like, "Y'all ain't from around here, are ya?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
They're like, "Y'all ain't from around h...
You're gonna say some shit that everybody understands? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
You're gonna say some shit that everybody understands?
Hang back, see how this plays out." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Hang back, see how this plays out."
Here's how I know this. I'm gonna tell you a fact, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Here's how I know this. I'm gonna tell you a fact,
There are more tigers in captivity in Texas, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
There are more tigers in captivity in Texas,
I'm gonna repeat it because I know you're like, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:18
I'm gonna repeat it because I know you're like,
Order it up, dude!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
Order it up, dude!"
And the first guy was like, "I ain't about to let this faggot out-tiger me." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
And the first guy was like, "I ain't about to let ...
We're gonna need those people, folks, if the Russians invade. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
We're gonna need those people, folks, if the Russians i...
We can't make fucking warrior babies with those chicks in Marin County - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
We can't make fucking warrior babies with those chicks ...