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Joe Rogan: Triggered

"Life can kind of suck." It's the greatest time ever to be alive

"Life can kind of suck." It's the greatest time ever to be alive

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"Life can kind of suck."
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It's the greatest time ever to be alive.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:56
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
"Yeah, I'd live in the old days when you could die from crabs." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
"Yeah, I'd live in the old days when you could die...
"Make America great again." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
"Make America great again."
This is as good as it's ever been. It's just weird. It's just weird. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
This is as good as it's ever been. It's just weird...
And listen, if you've seen any of this show, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
And listen, if you've seen any of this show,
I sense a lot of, like, bullshit, tough-guy stuff." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
I sense a lot of, like, bullshit, tough-guy stuff."
And what it is is I live with all women, okay? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
And what it is is I live with all women, okay?
And I'm becoming more of a bitch every day of my life. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And I'm becoming more of a bitch every day of my life.
But when you're with all girls, like, you have all girls all the time, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
But when you're with all girls, like, you have all girl...
It's like the rock doesn't think about the water carving a path through it, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
It's like the rock doesn't think about the water c...
And when you're with all people that are different than you, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
And when you're with all people that are different than...
If you live with people that all are on AT&T and you're on Verizon, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
If you live with people that all are on AT&T and you...
Make the switch. Come on over. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Make the switch. Come on over.
What are you, a fucking Democrat, dude? Libertarian is where it's at. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
What are you, a fucking Democrat, dude? Libertarian is where...
Join us!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Join us!"
I'm like, "Why is this pink?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:11
I'm like, "Why is this pink?"
I see what the fuck is going on here. It's mutiny!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I see what the fuck is going on here. It's mutiny!"...
It's like if my manhood was a mountain of marbles. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's like if my manhood was a mountain of marbles.
You can't say shit, 'cause it's only two marbles, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
You can't say shit, 'cause it's only two marb...
Everything is gonna be okay. I'll deal with this eventually." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Everything is gonna be okay. I'll deal with this eventu...
Every day, two more marbles. You never get those marbles back. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Every day, two more marbles. You never get those marbles bac...