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Listen, if the White House is experiencing a Shaq Attack
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Joe Rogan: Triggered

Listen, if the White Houseis experiencing a Shaq Attack, I'm the wrong dude to save the...

Listen, if the White House
is experiencing a Shaq Attack, I'm the wrong dude to save the world

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Listen, if the White House is experiencing a Shaq Attack,
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I'm the wrong dude to save the world.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:27
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
If we're holding hands, it'd be like a six-year-old at the park with his dad. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
If we're holding hands, it'd be like a six-year-ol...
It's not sexist to say that women can't do big physical labor things - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
It's not sexist to say that women can't do big phy...
I have a wife and I have three daughters. They're my favorite people in the world. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I have a wife and I have three daughters. They're my fa...
I could fuck them up if I had the flu. Okay? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I could fuck them up if I had the flu. Okay?
I was petting my cat once and he bit me. I was like, "Whoa! Are we gonna do this? - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
I was petting my cat once and he bit me. I was like, "W...
"Women can do everything men can do. This guy's a piece of shit. We're leaving. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
"Women can do everything men can do. This guy's a ...
Too much information is going in that I don't agree with!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
Too much information is going in that I don't agree wit...
Look, if there was a bunch of guys that were trying to fuck her, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Look, if there was a bunch of guys that were trying to fuck ...
If there's one hot girl and she's working with five guys in an office, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
If there's one hot girl and she's working with fiv...
That office is now just an audition to see which guy gets to fuck her. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
That office is now just an audition to see which guy gets to...
Each one of those guys will just slowly start to morph - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Each one of those guys will just slowly start to morph
"There's gotta be a fucking way. There's gotta be a fucking way!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:24
"There's gotta be a fucking way. There's gott...
"Debbie wants to guard the front door. Do you have a problem with that?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
"Debbie wants to guard the front door. Do you have a pr...
Plus, I'm vegan." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Plus, I'm vegan."
Next thing you know, poor fucking Debbie at the front door... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Next thing you know, poor fucking Debbie at the front door.....
So I'm gonna give you the whole story of the break-in at the White House - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
So I'm gonna give you the whole story of the break-in a...
There's some cabal of evil geniuses - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
There's some cabal of evil geniuses
It's most likely that people are just dumb as fuck, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
It's most likely that people are just dumb as fuck,
First of all, people are always worried, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
First of all, people are always worried,
The government's watching us all the time." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
The government's watching us all the time."