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Joe Rogan: Triggered

Make the switch. Come on over

Make the switch. Come on over

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Make the switch. Come on over.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:37
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
What are you, a fucking Democrat, dude? Libertarian is where it's at. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
What are you, a fucking Democrat, dude? Libertarian is where...
Join us!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Join us!"
I'm like, "Why is this pink?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:11
I'm like, "Why is this pink?"
I see what the fuck is going on here. It's mutiny!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I see what the fuck is going on here. It's mutiny!"...
It's like if my manhood was a mountain of marbles. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's like if my manhood was a mountain of marbles.
You can't say shit, 'cause it's only two marbles, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
You can't say shit, 'cause it's only two marb...
Everything is gonna be okay. I'll deal with this eventually." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Everything is gonna be okay. I'll deal with this eventu...
Every day, two more marbles. You never get those marbles back. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Every day, two more marbles. You never get those marbles bac...
I gotta go to sleep." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
I gotta go to sleep."
I'd rather just live in the woods by myself." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I'd rather just live in the woods by myself."
That's why the characters that we adore so much in the movies - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
That's why the characters that we adore so much in the ...
The people who just walk away from it all, like, "Wow, what a rebel!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:13
The people who just walk away from it all, like, "Wow, ...
You're in a cement box filled with rapists and murderers. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
You're in a cement box filled with rapists and murderer...
We are weird, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
We are weird,
But we're all in denial. "I'm kind of a loner." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
But we're all in denial. "I'm kind of a loner...
Every person in this room, me included, all of us, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Every person in this room, me included, all of us,
We're all an ongoing, on-running calculation - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
We're all an ongoing, on-running calculation
And you do a bunch of things that people like, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And you do a bunch of things that people like,
You're like, "I'll do more of that." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
You're like, "I'll do more of that."
I don't like that feeling. Hmm." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
I don't like that feeling. Hmm."