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Mars sucks worse. Get back in the car, stupid.
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Joe Rogan: Triggered

Mars sucks worse.Get back in the car, stupid." Jesus Christ!

Mars sucks worse.
Get back in the car, stupid." Jesus Christ!

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Mars sucks worse. Get back in the car, stupid."
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Jesus Christ!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:21
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
You don't wanna live in Detroit, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
You don't wanna live in Detroit,
People really consider moving to Mars. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
People really consider moving to Mars.
These people will find an opportunity to virtue signal over you, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
These people will find an opportunity to virtue signal over ...
Like, puff their chest out and say that they're probably better than you. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Like, puff their chest out and say that they're probabl...
We maybe should colonize Mars 'cause California's almost out of water." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:14
We maybe should colonize Mars 'cause California's ...
Look at all that water. You fly over it, it takes a day. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Look at all that water. You fly over it, it takes a day.
The world's blue. It's more water than it is not water. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
The world's blue. It's more water than it is not w...
"Too complicated, bro. We gotta go to Neptune." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"Too complicated, bro. We gotta go to Neptune."
We're like a dude with a dirty house. Like, "Man, I gotta build a new house." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
We're like a dude with a dirty house. Like, "Man, ...
Stop piling up newspapers you're never gonna read - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Stop piling up newspapers you're never gonna read
One-way trip to Mars. A one-way trip in coach - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
One-way trip to Mars. A one-way trip in coach
If people are smart enough to figure out how to get to Mars, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
If people are smart enough to figure out how to get to Mars,
People smart enough to get to Mars aren't going. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
People smart enough to get to Mars aren't going.
See, that's the dirty secret about rocket travel, ladies and gentlemen. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
See, that's the dirty secret about rocket travel, ladie...
Nobody smart enough to make a rocket ever gets in one of those fucking things. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Nobody smart enough to make a rocket ever gets in one of tho...
No. No, they look at each other right before the launch and they go... - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
No. No, they look at each other right before the launch and ...
They talk German and they get behind giant fucking concrete bunkers. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
They talk German and they get behind giant fucking concrete ...
They take some square-jawed, corn-fed dude from the middle of the country, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
They take some square-jawed, corn-fed dude from the middle o...
And that is what that is. That is a metal dick. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And that is what that is. That is a metal dick.
It's a robot dick, and we're trying to fuck the sky. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's a robot dick, and we're trying to fuck the sk...