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Joe Rogan: Triggered

Order it up, dude!" One guy got a tiger, and his neighbor's like,"Shit, I didn't know we...

Order it up, dude!" One guy got a tiger, and his neighbor's like,
"Shit, I didn't know we could get tigers." And he got two tigers

Full Transcript

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Order it up, dude!"
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One guy got a tiger,
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and his neighbor's like, "Shit, I didn't know we could get tigers."
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And he got two tigers.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:49
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
And the first guy was like, "I ain't about to let this faggot out-tiger me." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
And the first guy was like, "I ain't about to let ...
We're gonna need those people, folks, if the Russians invade. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
We're gonna need those people, folks, if the Russians i...
We can't make fucking warrior babies with those chicks in Marin County - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
We can't make fucking warrior babies with those chicks ...
We're gonna need some women who wear non-ironic Daisy Dukes. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
We're gonna need some women who wear non-ironic Daisy D...
And they yell out, "Chris Kyle, rest in peace," - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
And they yell out, "Chris Kyle, rest in peace,"
The people who have a problem with that, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
The people who have a problem with that,
Like, they think you're gonna be to your kid, like, "Who are you?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Like, they think you're gonna be to your kid, like, &qu...
They're gonna get extra hugs, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
They're gonna get extra hugs,
Don't go there." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Don't go there."
There's not a lot of 48-year-old man and 6-year-old girl have in common, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
There's not a lot of 48-year-old man and 6-year-old gir...
And so, our conversations are normally pretty boring. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
And so, our conversations are normally pretty boring.
But when I'm high, I'm like, "You know, you call that thing your baby, your doll. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
But when I'm high, I'm like, "You know, you c...
You call it your baby, but you know it's not a baby, right?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:19
You call it your baby, but you know it's not a baby, ri...
Like, you don't have to lie to them about a lot of things, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Like, you don't have to lie to them about a lot of thin...
It's just one of those things, man, 'cause it's like a community. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
It's just one of those things, man, 'cause it'...
Because when it comes to Santa Claus, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Because when it comes to Santa Claus,
You don't want your kid to be the first kid - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
You don't want your kid to be the first kid
But you don't want your kid to be the last kid - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
But you don't want your kid to be the last kid
When do we do this? When do we do this?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
When do we do this? When do we do this?"
Oh, I missed the boat. I missed the boat." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
Oh, I missed the boat. I missed the boat."