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The government's watching us all the time.
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Joe Rogan: Triggered

The government'swatching us all the time." They pulled this guy over two monthsbefore he...

The government's
watching us all the time." They pulled this guy over two months
before he broke into the White House

Full Transcript

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The government's watching us all the time."
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They pulled this guy over two months before he broke into the White House.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
123
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:09
Uploaded
Oct 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Positive Image Video

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Movie Summary

Unleashing his inquisitive, intense comedic style, Rogan explores everything from raising kids and Santa Claus to pot gummies and talking to dolphins.
He had four handguns, two rifles and a machete with him. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
He had four handguns, two rifles and a machete with him.
He had a map. On the map was Washington, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
He had a map. On the map was Washington,
They're like, "You're good to go." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
They're like, "You're good to go."
Two months later, this motherfucker broke into the White House. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
Two months later, this motherfucker broke into the White Hou...
If you had to ask someone, "What kind of security - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
If you had to ask someone, "What kind of security
If you get too far, they open up a door, you drop right into jail." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:10
If you get too far, they open up a door, you drop right into...
The guy who made it into the White House, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
The guy who made it into the White House,
He's just sitting in his fucking car going, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
He's just sitting in his fucking car going,
I'm gonna do this! Fuck you!" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:12
I'm gonna do this! Fuck you!"
No, this is gonna be the last step of my life. No, this..." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
No, this is gonna be the last step of my life. No, this...&q...
Smacks her to the ground and just starts running through the hall. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Smacks her to the ground and just starts running through the...
He's probably going, "Why am I alive?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:09
He's probably going, "Why am I alive?"
Will somebody please shoot me?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:08
Will somebody please shoot me?"
What kind of security are you fucking people running in this place?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:05
What kind of security are you fucking people running in this...
He was probably like, "Everybody, everybody, not that much diversity. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
He was probably like, "Everybody, everybody, not that m...
I mean, what, are you playing fucking fairy tale games here?" - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
I mean, what, are you playing fucking fairy tale games here?...
Obama's got a hard job, - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
Obama's got a hard job,
You know, he could Google his own name - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
You know, he could Google his own name
"So, let me see what the people have to say." - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:07
"So, let me see what the people have to say."
"I'm none of those fucking things." Freakin' out. Shit. - Joe Rogan: Triggered 00:06
"I'm none of those fucking things." Freakin&#...